11/09/2026
It was one of my regular families who’ve been coming for 6 years. Family photos done, everything running perfectly.
Then Santa came in.
The girls sat down. Santa walked over to say hello…
And their 4-year-old PROJECTILE VOMITED.
Straight. At. Santa. 💀🎅🏼
By some Christmas miracle it missed him, missed the set and landed on the floor basically in front of my face.
And then… IT KEPT COMING.
She’d eaten an entire punnet of blueberries in the car, so not only was it vomit…
It was BLUEBERRY vomit. 😭
The colour. The smell. The sheer volume. 💀😂
Poor Mum eventually lifted the bottom of her dress to catch the rest because at that point we were no longer following any parenting handbook. We were simply surviving.
They headed outside. Session OVER.
Thankfully we’d already got some gorgeous photos.
Then I looked at the time.
MY NEXT FAMILY WAS DUE IN 5 MINUTES.
Suddenly I wasn’t a photographer anymore.
I was a crime scene cleaner. 😂
Doors open. Disinfectant everywhere. Glen 20 being sprayed like my life depended on it. Mop moving at a speed previously unseen by mankind.
Meanwhile Santa is standing there completely untouched like the luckiest man alive. 🎅🏼
The next family waited a few extra minutes, I slowly made the time back up and somehow the rest of the day ran normally.
And THAT is why systems matter.
When you’re photographing hundreds of minis back-to-back, you need a workflow that can handle things going completely off the rails.
Even an unexpected blueberry exorcism. 💀😂
I also learnt one VERY important business lesson that day:
SANTA NEEDS A BACKUP SUIT.
Another 30cm and Christmas minis would’ve had a very different ending. 😂
This is exactly why I created The Mini Session System, the exact system I use to sell and run hundreds of profitable minis every year, even when absolute chaos hits.
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