08/27/2026
Five reasons you probably shouldn’t hire me as your photographer 💁🏼♀️:
1. I’m picky. Like… really picky.
2. I’m bossy. I will tell you where to stand, where to look, what to do with your hands and, yes, exactly where I want that foot.
3. I make strange noises from behind my camera when the light is doing something particularly delicious. I cannot promise this won’t alarm you.
4. I will take the same shot ten times while moving your hand, chin, hair or limb approximately three millimetres between each one because no, no… trust me, this one is better.
5. I will make you walk, run, kiss, laugh, climb on each other, do it again, and probably do something that feels completely ridiculous.
And then I’ll send you the photos and suddenly all my nonsense will make sense. 😂
Because I don’t just want to photograph what you looked like.
I want to photograph what you felt like together. ❤️
Oh, and… I was just kidding, you should hire me for exactly these reasons. 💅
