Itzpretty Fari

03/04/2024

I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Tinubu is the president, his wife hasn't made Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience did? The woman increased the life span of an average Nigerian.

Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:

1. *Nigeria is a great CONTINENT*

2. *My husband and Sambo IS good people*

3. *I rather KILL myself than commit SU***DE*

4. *My fellow widows*.

5. *I travelled to abroad to rest in peace*

6. *My husband is the best couple on earth*

7. *The doctors are responding to treatment*

8. *For those who said I speech bad English I left them for God*

9. *Ojukwu is dead but his manhood still lives on*

10. *Na only you waka come*???

11. *Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are sharing*

12. *Diaris God o*

13. *On behave of N2million I donate my family*

14- *HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days are numbered*

15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated???*

Don't just laugh alone.
Make sure that You Make Someone *LAUGH LOUD TODAY.*

01/04/2024

Power of money 💰

31/03/2024

Wanted to prank islamiyah but fareedah change am to movie 🎥

31/03/2024

Happy Easter Sunday guys... it's been a long while here but am back like I nva left wit a full force who is ready for my return?? Let me see ur comment 😜😜 thinking big for my real followers God bless u all for staying wit me till now...Much love 😘

30/03/2024

07/02/2024

H*łp me out here guys

29/01/2024

Is this good with the current situation of Nigeria 🇳🇬

26/01/2024

Spot 😀the celebrity and type his or her name

25/01/2024

Pls help me solve this primary 3 Quantitative Abeg 🙏

24/01/2024

*THE THIEVES IN OUR BUS*
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

A Teacher received his salary and boarded a crowded bus back to his home, and there was a thief in the bus.

The thief stole the Teacher's money from his pocket.

After the teacher reached his destination, the driver asked for his fare, the Teacher deep his hand into his pocket and found nothing.

The teacher's face became blushed, and his tongue became heavy, he was so embarrassed. The Driver who is now angry said mockingly to the Teacher that: "shame on you, you consider yourself a respected person while you can not afford your transport fare!."

The Teacher was again very much embarrassed.
As this was going on, pride hit a potion of the thief's ego, and he was moved to say the angry Driver: "My brother, the teacher's fare is on me!."

That is the thief offered to help the teacher, who is his victim.
He helped not out of pity for the poor teacher but to buy other passengers trust and confidence and to use some of the stolen money to earn respect before the rest of the passengers on the bus.

The poor Teacher who did not understand what is happening smiled and said to the thief: *"May GOD bless you and multiply your likes, sir!."*

Then some of the passengers in the bus also praised the thief, praised his kindness, and also prayed for him and *that GOD should increase his kinds.*

Since then, the number of thieves in our bus have increased and they continue to receive our thanks and appreciation;

We are all on a bus where thieves are stealing from us and use the stolen money to buy our trust and earn our respect in a way that we keep thanking them for their "kindness".

*This is the metaphor of the state of our nation, Nigeria!*

The thieves in our bus are increasing all the time because we continue praising them for returning small from the many they stole from us.😭😭😭

What do you think about this?

20/01/2024

We both were playing on thursday after I finished my last paper because it wasn't what i expected but yet that soul tried to cheer me up and make me laugh till i forgot my sorrow..So we both get to where i wanted to collect my siwes report book too i was exhausted yet the hope and joy never stop coming from that soul ooh not until after i finished generating invoice then we both proceed to microfinance to get receipt which l'll use to collect my siwes report book....As we were waiting for the receipt print out i just noticed that soul collapsed oon i was confused and almost feel like crying because i was like what just happened everything was going smoothly now so my coursemates join hands with me in rushing that soul down Allah
…... On getting home i thought it was a normal thing that happened so i gave first aid for like 15mins when i see no improvement we had to rush down to the hospital everyone was calming me down that everything will be fine everyone was giving me hope but i never believed any of them I just felt it's all deâd hope because i was looking my favorite looking so lifeless ah omo all effort tried was in vain i had to bring my favy down to lagos around After 2 the next day which is friday i was so restless i couldn't sleep ahhh

Yah Allah was my only statement ) ..... On getting to lagos around after 6 we rushed down to an hospital but they said they cant give her too much treatment anymore that no doctor on seat but they'll trying to give something that will keep my favy atleast conscious till next morning ahhh i started crying again but mum gave me hope that nothing will happen but its not easy trust me? ....my brother didn't allow me follow them the next day because they knew how broken i am already but yet my mind is not at rest Ahhh yah allah pls shower your mercy …...they all went sha and am home alone with my kid bro i was waiting to hear from them but no one called and there number isnt going through i was just crying and praying to God .......' didn't hear anything from them till evening around 6 something that i was called that my favy is awake ahhh omoh my body was not settled i was crying and happy at the same time I sha rushed down there omoh if you see how my favy looks so good again ahh Alhamdullilahi because i dont know where ill start from if i had lose my phone