David igbagbo Edema

14/07/2026

😂😂JOKES OF THE DAY😂😂

1. When you see a pōōr man eating chicken, he is either sīck or the chicken was sīck 😏😊

2. Førget injeçtiōn, nothing can be so paīnful than having raw food without means to cōok it after coming home from school. That thing can change someone life.🥺

3. I thought I have seen it all until I saw my classmate looking under the table in an exam. When asked what he was doing, he said question 3 says "study the table below😁

4. Stay at home you won't listen. My neighbor left her house and went out and now her pot of soup is mïssīng, the wørst part is that the soup is not even swēet.. Mtchewww😒

5. Imagine someone owīng me 100k and he said he is tīred of this world, my brother listen' you shall not dīe but live to declare the goodness of the lord.😅

6. My little nephew just arrived Nigeria from England, he was playing his video game around 9pm when Nepa took the light. The boy just shøuted "Mum" hēlp, am bliñd, am bliñd, I said to myself u Nevēr see anything yet by the time we on the generator u will be totally Dēāf. 🙄

7. It is only in Àfrica you will hear someone bōast of their level of insānity . Example:: I DEY MĀD OHH GO AND ASK PEOPLE AROUND.

8. When the church cameraman is your bøyfriend you appēar more frequēntly on the church screen than the preacher😁🤣

9. I don't datē guys who don't have a car says a girl who bathes with a soap till it become the size of a sim card.
Nønseñse!😁🤣

10. Some people with English...
Which one is "happy Birthday dear, your days are numberēd"... nawaoo😁

11. No Mattêr How Arrøgant/
D!srespēctful you are, you will always Obey Running Stomaçh ..😁🤣

12. May God continue to put a smile on your beautiful face and give you your héart desires

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14/07/2026

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13/07/2026

13/07/2026

My Neighbour👵🏽 who has a beautiful daughter👧🏿 called me. I went to her house🏠 and she told me that her daughter👧🏿 Who is in SS2 took the last position in her class, that she has been çryíng😭 since yesterday and has also rēfūsed to eat. She even thre@tened to c0mmit Súiçíde.

She said the reason she câlled for me is to keep her company because she is going out and that place she's going to is very important, so I said no prøblem 💁🏾‍♂️I asked the girl👧🏿 in the present of her mum👵🏽 what she would love to eat, but she didn't reply. So I suggested her mum👵🏽 cōok Ogbono soup and Add a lot of things to it like cow_tail, Snail🐌🐚, kpomo🥓, Beef🥩, Shaki🥟 etc, so that it would entíçe her and she should also make it not too soft and not too hãrd with Hôt Eba

The mother 👵🏽 left for the kitçhen to prepare the food. When she was in the kitçhen, I was in the sitting room with her daughter Consoling her, Motivating her and doing a lot of things to make her happy.. All to no avaíl. Some minutes later her mum👵🏽 placed the food in front of her 👧🏿🍛🍚🍵 hôt Ogbono soup with Eba, we both persuaded her to eat the food, yet she rēfūsed to eat it

Her mum👵🏽 quickly left for where she's going because she has been receiving calls. But before she go she úrge me to continue persuading her to eat the food and also keep her company. So I continue persuading her to eat the food 🍛🍚🍵 when I'm sure that her mum👵🏽 would have gône far. I loçked the door from inside, closed the window, played and increased the volume of the music 🎶📟💽 increased the fan to the highest, remøved my shirt, remøved my singlet, lôôsed my belt, moved closer to h£r, gr@bbed the food and par@lyze everything😋☺️

What nønsense 🚶🚶
😊😆😆.
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I always try my best to make people happy

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13/07/2026

🥰😍 LAUGH 😅😂

1. Bëing unemployëd 🥺 is rëally heartbreakïng 💔 ‘cause you wïll be blamëd for everythïng...
Your mum wïll be likë; “you havë been at homë sincë mornïng why dïd you allow the rät to entër the housë?” 😳🤭😂😂😂
2. She fell in love with an electrician, now the whole family was shocked 😳... Una say Wahala be like wetin again? 🤭😂😂😂
3. Havë you evër loøked so good thät you don’t wanna go høme‚ becausë nøt enøugh pëople säw you? 🤭😂😂

4. Somë guys can deçeive ehn... They’ll be likë “Baby I seë my futurë kïds in your ëyes” Well-done sir chairmän of nationäl populatiøn censüs‚ Hopë you’re seëing golden morn‚ pampërs‚ schoøl feës and othër baby foød on her foreheäd too ?
Yeye 😏🙄😂😂😂
5. A soldiër💂wïll kïll 1OO pëople and he wïll have peaçe‚ but you just ønly øne persøn for bløød møney‚ the spirït wïll nøt let you rëst‚ why...? Don’t loøk at me likë am talkïng from experiencë oo... 😒🤭😂😂😂
6. I thïnk Adam is the causë of our failurë in English Languagë
God: Adam‚ wherë are you ?
Adam: I am nakëd. 🙉🙄😂
7. Thïs pëople thät keep askïng can you exchangë me for 1 milliøn nairä‚ can you släp me for 1O milliøn nairä; they don’t knøw thät with the presënt situatiøn of Nïgeria now I can exchangë them for bread and minëral 😒😂😂
8. Pidgin is the ønly languagë wherë quëstion is mostly the samë as the answër
Quëstion: Light dey ?
Answër: Light dey! 🤭😂😂
9. Whën you were littlë‚ did you evër slëep in the afternoøn and wakë üp in the evenïng and then greët your parënts‚ good mornïng?? 🤭😂😂

I 🥲🥲

Joy is really coming

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13/07/2026

LETS LAUGH🤣🤣🤣

I took a taxi as i was going to work and sat next to a very pretty and fair lady. I greeted her and asked her for her name but she ignøred me.😌😌😌

I removed my phone from pocket and made a fakē call, 😃😃😃😃

"Hello, it's Georgeo 🙂, wash all those cars and park them east wing of the estate. I'll be back in a week's time!!!.😏😏😏😏

I continues

"I had to even take a taxi to the airport to catch my flight to Dubai. Open my bed cupboard, u will see the sum of $25,000 use it for ur needs, ok..."

The lady was starring at me while i pretended with the fake call.

Very convinced that i got her, i stopped the call and asked her,

"Why are u looking at me like that?" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

She replied,

"Take, this is the battery of ur phone. It fell down when u were removing ur phone out of ur pocket 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳...."

I couldn't make pim for over
5 seconds , my shirt
Was soaked with Sweat 😂😂🙂🙂

Village people why ❓ 😭 😭

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11/07/2026

🤣🤣*LAUGH WITH ME*🤣🤣

1. The whitèst man on eàrth still hàve a
blàck shàdów. *🤣

2. .Nó mèchanic càn rèpair brèaking nèws. *🤣

3. Nò matter how tall you are, you can nevèr
Sèe tomørrow. *🤣

4. Even if you have millioñs of càrs, you still
have to wàlk to your bedróom. *🤣

5. You, bèing the bèst swimmer doèsn't
make yóu a físh. *🤣

6. The stróngest màn on èarth can nèver
carry a moúntain. *🤣

7. The smartest Àssàssin on earth can nèver
k!ll Wàter. *🤣

8. No matter how smart a pólice is, he can
Ñever càtch the air. *🤣

9. Nó màtter how mighty and pówerful your
enèmies are they will ñéver sucçeed over
yoû! No matter how sàtan is pówerful i
dôn't really think he can stóp you from
**Saying Amen**🙏

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11/07/2026

😂 JOKES FOR TODAY 💕

1. I’m having headache in my waist. Don’t just try to correct me, it’s my headache not yours.*
Na only me know how e dey do me.😒🤭😂😂
2. “How countries bëg for Bread”
America: “Please, can I have some?”
Nigerïa: “Bros, that bread soft oo??”
This has been our major pröblem in this country 😒😂😂
3. Abraham lëft trenches at the age of 75, there’s still hope for you😒 and also in this life, I want you to know that at times you ‘Nigerïa’ and sometimes you ‘Ghana South Africa’ 🙄 ... I just say make I motivate you small nii oo 🥲🤭😂😂😂
4. Anyway, I don’t know if it’s only in this country dëvil will tell you...“Go and stëal meat from pot...your mother is sleeping”
And that same dëvil will wake your mom up and tell her...“Go to the kitchen, your son is stëaling your meat” 🤭😂😂😂
5. Never fäll for someone of the pictures they post. ‘Cause physics textbook had pictures of students enjoying the subject 🤭😂😂😂
6. “American and Nigerian method of teaching how to drive a car 🚙...

American : Easy on the wheel, turn it gently, great baby you are getting it gradually, good job great! high five! now😋
...NIGERIA🙄

Nigerian : Oya hold the steering, not that side! hold it like this, ehe... hold it firm, oya go.. now cut cut cut I say cut! Mumu! you no see say trailer dey come??
Idiøt wait lemme come down before you do anyhow mtcheeeew... You dey find who you go kïll!! ...😒😂😂😂
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