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21/08/2024

A pilot was told to transfer ma.d people from South Sudan 🇸🇸 to U.S.A. 🇺🇸He agreed and carried them into his plane🙂. Every place was noisy. Later one of the maad men approached the pilot and said to him “please teach me how to fly the aeroplane?The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.😒

The maad man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane.😌 After some minutes the ma.d man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked what did you tell them that made them calm.The maad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fain*ted 🤣🤣🤣😂

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01/08/2024

Comparison between 🇦🇷 Messi and 🇵🇹 Ronaldo by numbers:

Goals:
🇦🇷 Messi: 805 ❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 835 ✅

Hatrick:
🇦🇷 Messi: 57 ❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 62 ✅

Weak foot targets
🇦🇷 Messi: 102 ❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 156 ✅

Headed goals:
🇦🇷 Messi: 26 ❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 142 ✅

Goals with clubs:
🇦🇷 Messi: 706 ❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 713✅

Champions League goals:
🇦🇷 Messi: 129❎
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 141 ✅

Goals with the teams:
🇦🇷 Messi: 99 ❎
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 122 ✅

Best player of the century:
🇦🇷 Messi: 0❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 1 ✅

Golden foot:
🇦🇷 Messi: 0❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 1 ✅

Best player from UEFA:
🇦🇷 Messi: 2❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 3 ✅

Best striker from UEFA:
🇦🇷 Messi: 2❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 3 ✅

IFFHS Top Scorer of the Decade Award:
🇦🇷 Messi: 0❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 1 ✅

Top scorer in the world by IFFHS:
🇦🇷 Messi: 2❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 4 ✅

IFFHS International Top Scorer:
🇦🇷 Messi: 3❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 5 ✅

IFFHS Goalscorer of the Century Award:
🇦🇷 Messi: 0❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 1 ✅

FIFA Special Award for Top Scorer:
🇦🇷 Messi: 0❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 1 ✅

Puskas Award:
🇦🇷 Messi: 0❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 1 ✅

Excellence in air duets (League + Champions League since the 2009/10 season):
🇦🇷 Messi: 115 ❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 754 ✅

Penalty kick success rate:
🇦🇷 Messi: 77.70%❌
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 83.89% ✅

An 8-Game tournament doesn't decide who is better, and we've decided to make the debate rage on🙄

Cristiano Ronaldo is the Greatest 🐐👑