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07/22/2026

🚨 DUI ARREST AFTER MAIN STREET CRASH 🚨

Brattleboro Police responded to a motor vehicle crash on Main Street involving a black van. After conducting standardized field sobriety tests, officers arrested the operator and charged him with driving under the influence.

07/21/2026

🚨 PREDATOR STING IN BRATTLEBORO 🚨

I was on scene as Predator Poachers confronted a suspect during an online child predator sting that ended with an arrest by Brattleboro Police.

Police say Hunter Barrett, 21, of Brattleboro, has been charged with:
• Luring a Minor
• Disseminating Indecent Materials to a Minor

Authorities say additional charges are expected as the investigation continues.

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07/21/2026

🚨 UPDATE: DRIVER ARRESTED AFTER HIT-AND-RUN CRASH 🚨

Brattleboro Police say the driver involved in Sunday night's single-vehicle crash on Putney Road has now turned himself in.

Police say the crash happened after a vehicle struck a utility pole near Vermont Avenue. The driver allegedly left the scene before officers and firefighters arrived.

The driver has since been charged with:
-Leaving the Scene of an Accident
-Negligent Operation

07/20/2026

🚨 CHARGED WITH ASSAULT WITH B.B. GUN 🚨

Brattleboro Police responded to a reported assault involving a B.B. gun. Officers located the suspect, who was taken into custody

07/19/2026

🎬 COMING SOON... "BECCA & FTX: THE VISIT" 🎬

She needed money.
He had billions.
A match made in prison.

This is my latest fake movie trailer, packed with over-the-top satire, ridiculous jokes, and enough dramatic narration to qualify for a summer blockbuster.

🍿 Watch until the end.

👇 And before someone writes a 37-paragraph Facebook comment...

🤖 It's AI. Relax. Nobody was actually cast in this movie... except sarcasm.

07/18/2026

🚔 PLANETHANK LOCAL PATROL RECAP 🚒

Another busy day covering Brattleboro and the surrounding area.

Today's recap includes:
🚓 Police activity
🐾 Animal Control response
🚒 Fire Department response
📢 Local protest coverage
👀 Other stories making headlines around town

If it happened and we were there, you'll see it here.

🎥 Watch the full recap, and let me know in the comments what stories you'd like to see covered next.

Follow PlanetHank for local news, breaking updates, and boots-on-the-ground reporting from Southern Vermont.

07/16/2026

🚨 **ARREST MADE IN BRATTLEBORO SEXUAL ASSAULT INVESTIGATION**

Brattleboro Police have arrested **Anthony Richards, 31, of Brattleboro, Vermont**, following an investigation into a reported sexual assault.

According to police, officers received a report of a sexual assault in the area of **Birge Street** and launched an investigation that led to Richards' arrest.

As with all criminal cases, the charge is an allegation, and the defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty in court.

Stay with Planet Hank for updates as more information becomes available.

07/13/2026

🔥BREAKING: Planet Hank SUES Vermont Attorney General Charity Clark!🔥
Planet Hank is fighting back against Act 75 after the Vermont Attorney General launched an investigation — all because of a satirical video. This is a direct attack on the First Amendment. Free speech is under fire, and I’m not backing down. Join the fight for your rights. Share this, support the lawsuit, and let’s defend satire and free expression in Vermont and across America.

07/12/2026

Disorderly Male Arrested on Flat St.
This wild arrest was recorded in the Preston Lot on Flat St. in downtown Brattleboro Vermont.

Friends, the First Amendment fight is on in Vermont—and Planet Hank needs your help to win it. I’m suing Attorney Genera...
07/10/2026

Friends, the First Amendment fight is on in Vermont—and Planet Hank needs your help to win it. I’m suing Attorney General Charity Clark after her office targeted my satirical AI video with an investigation, a clear attack on political parody and free speech.
This is about defending every American’s right to mock politicians without government censorship. Stand with us—donate today at planethank.com (direct to PayPal) and join the battle for Free Speech! 🇺🇸

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