09/07/2026
🆘 Our grass has become wildly overconfident thanks to AgSolv’s organic fertilizer and we need your help!
Do you:
* Need more Vitamin D? ☀️
* Want to lose a few pounds without paying for a gym membership?
* Think 105° with Florida humidity builds character?
* Secretly enjoy making satisfying stripes in freshly mowed grass?
* Love driving go-karts but wish they had a purpose?
Then have we got the volunteer opportunity for YOU!
This time of year, farm work doesn’t stop just because it’s hotter than Satan’s sauna.
Your duties would include:
✅ Cruising around the farm.
✅ Creating beautiful mowing patterns that only you will truly appreciate.
✅ Waving at horses who will judge your driving.
✅ Pretending you’re in a NASCAR race… at approximately 8 mph.
✅ Sweating enough to question every life choice that brought you here.
Benefits include:
✔️ Unlimited sunshine.
✔️ Free sauna experience.
✔️ Burning approximately 7,492 calories* (*probably not scientifically accurate.)
✔️ Bragging rights.
✔️ The satisfaction of helping keep our nonprofit beautiful for the mares and foals who depend on us.
No experience? We’ll teach you.
Need community service hours? Perfect.
Need an excuse to ignore your phone for a few hours? We’ve got acres of excellent reception-free therapy.
Seriously though… we’re a little desperate.
If you’ve got a few hours, like being outdoors, and don’t mind becoming one with Florida humidity, we’d love your help.
📩 Send us a message if you’re interested in volunteering. Kiki is fueled up and waiting. [email protected]
