Al's Camera

09/11/2026

he posted this from the afterlife

09/11/2026

09/10/2026

in honor of these wackos' TENTH (10th) WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, i thought i'd share the lore of me, bran, and nik's Ass™️

you see, nik's got a b***y. a very nice, firm, formed b***y. and up until theirs and bran's wedding, i had FULL CUSTODY of it (now it's just the right cheek, but beggars can't be choosers 🤷🏼‍♀️). their whole family was aware of this arrangement. bran was warned in advance.

SO fast forward to their wedding (exactly 10 years ago today), and during one of the slower songs i just did what i would normally do at a point like that: i went on the dance floor, grabbed The Ass, and started dancing. it's one of my favorite pics together. and the photographer got bran's "reaction" of me grabbing his spouse's ass as well, which just made it even funnier.

all that ASSide, happy 10th anniversary to two of my closest family members. thanks for all the bad movie nights, sports watching, road trips, sleepovers, games, and kiddos you've blessed me with so far. i love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

09/09/2026

it's turmoil recap wednesday, my dudes 😎 see yall live tomorrow at 8!!

09/05/2026

i mean sure normal people may light candles for her but i would go full arson for that voodoo b***y and yall can't change my mind 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

09/04/2026

on september 19th pink will NOT be my favorite color

09/03/2026

good thing it's turmoil recap wednesday because everything that happened before last friday is a blur and i honestly forgot that some of these matches were a thing 😅😅 i will NOT forget to remind yall to tune in to another exciting episode of turmoil tomorrow at 8 tho 😤

08/29/2026

after nearly 10 years of attending only indie shows YA GIRL FINALLY WENT TO HER FIRST RAW + SMACKDOWN TAPING 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 it felt so weird to watch wrestling WITHOUT looking through a camera but it was 1000000% worth it. special thanks to mega's own pauly the hammer for being my date/chauffeur 🥰

08/28/2026

this deadass just ruined my day

08/28/2026

BUULLAAAAAAAAAAYYYY 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔

MEGA MAFIA! Please join us in wishing “The Bull Rope Bully” Mike Michaels a very happy birthday!