Dani Adams-Barry Photography

03/07/2026

My 3 year old on the difference between the sexes: “Mommy doesn’t have a p***s, Mommy has a brain!” – Amber

03/05/2026

My then 3 year old daughter was in bed with us one night. I guess she was feeling crowded, because she said, “Too many people in this bed. Daddy, you sleep on the floor!” – Debra

03/05/2026

At dinner the other day my husband finished his soup really fast. My 4 year old son asked him why he wasn’t eating and my husband showed him the empty bowl. My son says, “That’s impressive, Daddy!” – llana

03/03/2026

My niece loves DORA. So one day I was babysitting her, and we were done eating dinner so I gave her a cookie for dessert. I guess I forgot to put the bag of cookies up, so I turned my back & my niece had disappeared & so had the cookies. So I’m looking for her, and shes under the table, munching on the cookies and I tell her, give me those cookies and she yells, with her hand reaching out saying, “Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!!!” I just thought it was the funniest things ever. (She’s only 2) – Karina

03/02/2026

My daughter really wants us to have another baby, so she constantly has babies on the brain. One day we were talking about it, and she was saying how much she wants a baby sister. I told her that we don’t have control over whether we get a boy or a girl. She looks at me and says, “So, is it God or Santa that decides?” – Jessica

02/28/2026

The funniest thing I heard, was my nephew who, when his mom was pregnant, was walking hand and hand with me and patted my tummy and said “your a girl… so there is a baby in your tummy”. His mom explained that that is how she told him she was pregnant. So I asked what was in his uncle’s tummy… he replied “pizza”….love the innocence of childhood! – Shalon

02/27/2026

In the bathroom at the mall I heard a little girl ask her mom if she could have ribbons on her un**es like mommy. – Erin

02/26/2026

A friend’s son calls his boy parts his “bonus”. — hahaha – Brandy

02/26/2026

My niece was watching Dancing with the Stars with me and said “If that man says not nice things again, he will have to go into time out!!!!” I was cracking up!!! She was referring to Len Goodman, one of the judges! – Sara

02/24/2026

02/23/2026

My two year old yelled at this dad in the middle of church, “no way, old man!” everyone around us laughed – Jenette

02/21/2026

My son calls his boyhood his “pirate”. – Lilia