Lisandra Vazquez

09/21/2026

Send this to all of your fans. LFG.

please double check that you’re registered to vote through this safe link.

If I get to 1,000 - I will dress up like Selena and demolish this piñata.

voterresource.org/Lisandra or comment VOTE for the link

09/19/2026

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month.
Let it out, ladies. 💃🏽

09/18/2026

if you’re seeing this: go to the show.

we all need breaks and to feel joy. get the tickets. go to the show. have a blast.

dressing up in theme is optional but HIGHLY encouraged. 💙

09/17/2026

I’ll never forget the moment I heard Tina Fey say “authenticity is dangerous and expensive.”

It was really disappointing.

I thought: When did these powerhouses decide to tuck their tail between their legs?

Comedians are supposed to be the truth tellers. We are supposed to say the uncomfortable thing that no one else wants to say. So to then say that speaking authentically is too expensive… that is not only defeatist and dangerous, it’s complying in advance to authoritarians.

No disrespect to Tina at all. I hold her work in high regard, but I want to push back on this sentiment and get back to making work on a large scale that matters to people not just to shareholders.

I wrote a piece on my substack about my two decades working in the arts and what I’ve learned about the real cost of speaking up. I hope you’ll give it a read and consider subscribing.

09/17/2026

When I became engaged politically through my art, I knew the risk I was taking. That I would potentially be seen as “too much” by industry.

But we are not living in normal times, our art must reflect the current human experience. Everything is political.

Being apolitical in 2026 is to be on the side of the oppressor.

I’m grateful to be surrounded by other artists, leaders, creators, comedians, and friends that believe in standing up for what’s right. 💙🇵🇸

Thank you for speaking up BEN and showing other major artists the blueprint of how to have a backbone.

*not sponsored by Dieux ™ but they are a wonderful progressive woman owned company. Their products have been working wonderfully for me to help take off the stage makeup. 💙

09/17/2026

Actual footage of after voting on a Wednesday 9/16

09/17/2026

CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA WYA??

I will be there this weekend accompanied by the hilarious suzanne lambert and Liv Smith.

I know everything is expensive and “ai is gonna 💀 us eventually” so just buy the tickets and spend some time laughing together IRL this weekend.

You won’t regret it, we are a great time. 💅

FRIDAY 9/18 at 8:00
SATURDAY 9/19 at 7:00 & 9:30

Plus, it’s Hispanic Heritage month so you have to come. Ticket link in bio. 💙

Lisandra Vazquez is a Puerto Rican actor, comedian, and creator whose work fuses sharp wit with cultural commentary. Based in Atlanta, she has performed nationally and abroad, bringing her bold and satirical voice to audiences across borders.

09/16/2026

link in bio 💦🚘

09/16/2026

Actual footage of Karoline Leavitt Riccio at home.