LOAT: Lipstick On A Turd

LOAT: Lipstick On A Turd LOAT: Lipstick On A Turd
When Lipstick on a Pig meets Polishing a Turd
Using discarded and discount

I've been etching on glass for years, mostly as gifts for others. I started out using sticker paper and an exacto knife, but have thankfully evolved into faster mediums...(but not as fast as I hoped). I prefer to create tongue-and-cheek or custom pieces, writing "naughty" things in "pretty" fonts, and paying homage to 80's pop culture. If you'd like a glass item or mirror etched with a permanent c

ustom message, check out my photo album “Custom Pieces” for ideas and inspiration, or check out my various albums, ie: “Mason Jars,” “Drinkware” etc, for narrower results. I can certainly etch on an item you provide me, but if you don’t already have something special, I could use one of the numerous options listed in my “LOOK HERE for Glassware options you can have Customized!” There you’ll find different types of glasses/stemware/barware etc. that I either already have in stock, or could acquire within 24 hours.

There’s a quick picture of me and some of my vendor items in the The Golden Girls: 40 Years of Laughter and Friendshi...
11/24/2025


There’s a quick picture of me and some of my vendor items in the
The Golden Girls: 40 Years of Laughter and Friendship, now on Hulu. Check out when’s there’s 6:43 minutes left at the end. The footage was taken at in Chicago. The photo highlights the sweet artwork of my vendor neighbor, .blatt who gifted me this sweet print of Having my picture in this homage to is

.golden.game

02/12/2025

Golden Girls Convention…I’m coming for you.
03/30/2023

Golden Girls Convention…I’m coming for you.




















The koozies are coming to the Golden Con! Pick up a set of four or an individual one so your drink can be as cool as yo...
03/27/2023

The koozies are coming to the Golden Con!
Pick up a set of four or an individual one so your drink can be as cool as you.
Different sizes to meet your beverage needs 🌈🥂


















You’ll find glasses like these (and more) in sets of four including Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia & Rose at my vendor booth...
03/24/2023

You’ll find glasses like these (and more) in sets of four including Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia & Rose at my vendor booth.
I’ve even made a couple of sets that include Dorothy’s ex husband
Supplies are limited so get ‘em while the gettin’s good.

Have a custom Golden Girls idea you’d like memorialized? Send me a message and I’ll have it ready and waiting when I see you at the convention! 💃🏻🌈🥂


























Use these etched glass jars for a votive candle, or as a v**e pen holder or as a safe place to stash your rings.The Shad...
03/24/2023

Use these etched glass jars for a votive candle, or as a v**e pen holder or as a safe place to stash your rings.
The Shady Pines option is guaranteed to not burn your house down provided no hot plates are involved.





















Time to start sharing some examples of the one of a kind goodies I’ll have at my vendor booth at The Golden Girls Conven...
03/23/2023

Time to start sharing some examples of the one of a kind goodies I’ll have at my vendor booth at The Golden Girls Convention this year!

Etched hot plates/cutting boards/cheese plates, and a one of a kind photo album for your sweet ass Golden Con memories.

The Rusty Anchor bar is featured in Season 7, Episode 18, Journey to the Center of Attention. You can find all 7 Seasons of The Golden Girls on Hulu.

Can’t wait to be the company of my people again!






















It was a long, painstaking process that I think was worth the effort. Behold my family portrait of The Golden Girls. I...
03/18/2023

It was a long, painstaking process that I think was worth the effort.
Behold my family portrait of The Golden Girls. I’ll only have one of these for sale at The Golden Girls Convention in Chicago at the end of the month.
Not sure about the price yet as it would be too expensive to factor in the time it took.
The materials cost around $50. I’ll consider any offers 😊
picture measures ~7” x 9.5”, frame is 10” x 12”




























03/17/2023

Making more LOAT: Lipstick On A Turd business cards for the 2nd Annual Golden Girls Convention in Chicago this year! It was so amazing last year I couldn’t miss the opportunity to participate as a vendor again. I so hope to see some familiar faces and y’all like my new selection of handcrafted Golden Girls merchandise! Pictures coming soon!



























Be a friend and support Small Business Saturday tomorrow by purchasing this etched Golden Girls light fixture at The Vau...
11/25/2022

Be a friend and support Small Business Saturday tomorrow by purchasing this etched Golden Girls light fixture at The Vault, 113 N High St from 10am-5pm

Find this beauty and other gems this Saturday only!



Address

Philadelphia, PA

Telephone

+12676845628

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when LOAT: Lipstick On A Turd posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Business

Send a message to LOAT: Lipstick On A Turd:

Shortcuts

Share