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10/20/2026

Confession time: I've been chasing shiny objects since I was five years old, begging my mom for a talking robot that ran on 8-track tapes. Never got it.

Since then I've watched an exec nearly torch a budget on wayfinding tech he didn't understand, built a Google Glass app that exactly one person was ever supposed to see (he never saw it), and pitched a VR idea two years before anyone else got credit for basically the same thing.

Meanwhile I'm still shooting on a 13-year-old Canon XA20 I've tried and failed to replace three times, and hunting Craigslist most mornings for a blemished camera I actually want, instead of paying full price for shiny and new.

Here's what all of it taught me. Chasing shiny is fine. The problem is mistaking a buzzword you just heard for something you actually need. New post on what that actually looks like, including the QR code project I built years before QR codes were cool. Link below.

The robot I never got, the ideas nobody credited, and the camera I'm still saving fo

10/13/2026

Watched Apple's whole "Welcome home" event this morning so you don't have to. The short version: the new smart home hub, called the HomeView, is the one worth paying attention to. It is $299, has a 7-inch screen, and it looks like a tiny cousin of the old iMac G4. I gave it a Fancy, which in my world means you don't need it but you still kind of want it.

The rest was more of a shrug. The new Apple TV is $299 (my last one cost about half that), and the new HomePod mini is a small update at $149. The new LG and Schneider smart home gear looks really nice, and I'm eyeing the thermostat and the deadbolt, but nothing ships until December.

I wrote up my honest take on all of it, with a rating for each one and what I would actually buy. Link's right here.

Apple went home today.

10/12/2026

New Brock Velocity piece is up, and this one's a tribute to his mentor, a guy named Thaddeus Kell who Brock credits for literally everything good in his life.

Problem is, every single thing Brock lists as proof it's "working" is actually a disaster, dressed up in confident language. He never catches on. That's the whole joke, and also kind of the point.

Link's in the post:

10/05/2026

If you're trying to break into audio engineering, here's the advice I gave a friend doing exactly that: find the oldest person in the room and work next to them before anyone else claims their time.

Digital can be learned from any tutorial. What can't be taught that way is the feel of a real k**b and why someone built it that way. Pull up a waveform from the 60s or 70s next to something modern, real dynamics then, a flat wall of loud now. That gap is worth understanding before you decide you already know enough.

Full piece:

Everyone learns digital eventually. Not everyone learns why a real k**b feels different.

09/22/2026

Brock Velocity is back with a new one, this time he's invented a classification above extrovert, calls it "hypervert," and claims only two people in history have ever qualified: him, and his mentor.

There's a four-events-a-night minimum, a section on SXSW as "the Olympics of networking," and a bowling score that isn't mathematically possible, delivered completely straight.

Link's in the post:

You're not an extrovert. You never were.

09/15/2026

In 1993 I had a useless-feeling comparative lit degree, a couple of failed LSAT attempts, and a job driving a limo. I taught myself HTML at 2am because it was fun. That turned into a 25+ year tech career.

Getting laid off from Oracle during COVID turned a video production side interest into a real business. And about seven months ago, messing around building websites with AI turned into a third thing, my own software company, Ochre (getochre.app), four apps in.

Turns out the pattern isn't luck. It's getting into something before it has a name. Honest truth right now: the download numbers are small and barely anyone reads my Substack. I don't know if this one works out yet. But I've been here twice before.

Full story: https://dankildahl.substack.com/p/early-not-lucky?r=nrtuo

Three times now, I've gotten into something new before it had a name. That's not the same as being a hobbyist who got lucky.

09/09/2026

Watched Apple's whole "Surprise and Shine" event today so you don't have to. Short version: almost nothing here was a real surprise, it had all leaked already, colors, chips, the works.

Except one thing. The foldable phone everyone was calling "iPhone Ultra" for months actually launched as the iPhone Duo. Small detail, but I think it's the smartest call Apple made all day, at $2,000 a phone, "Duo" goes down a lot easier than "Ultra."

Wrote up my honest take on all five big announcements, including the one thing that might actually get me to spend money this year. Link's in the post.

The only real surprise all day was a name.

09/09/2026

New logo new hat.

09/08/2026

I wrote an article about AI slop and opened it with three sentences of AI slop, on purpose, then almost let it stand without noticing what I'd done.

Tapestry, testament, landscape, an em-dash from a guy with a strict no-em-dash rule, a closing "in conclusion" that said absolutely nothing. I read it back and nodded like it was good.

That's really what the piece is about. Not a lecture on spotting bad AI writing, more an honest account of still getting fooled by it myself sometimes, six months into actively hunting for it. What helps: asking my tools directly if they see slop, turning every catch into a written rule, and still reading every single word before anything goes out, because the rules catch most of it, not all of it.

How I catch AI slop in my own writing, why I still miss it sometimes, and why the fix has to be mine to actually work.

08/25/2026

I set out to rebuild my whole website from scratch this month. A day in, I looked at what I'd built, a generic dark-gradient hero block that could've come from any template site, and just laughed at myself. Put the computer to sleep and called it trash.

Slept on it. The next morning I realized the new logo and color system I'd built were genuinely good, I just didn't need to tear the whole house down to use them. So I kept the good bones of my current site and repainted instead.

Two days total start to finish, versus the week-plus it took me to do a full rebuild back in December. New logo, new colors, cleaner code, same site underneath. Sometimes the studs are fine and the problem really is just the paint.

Check out the new look: dankmediastudio.com

Read about this project: https://dankildahl.substack.com/p/sometimes-a-fresh-coat-of-paint-beats?r=nrtuo

I planned to gut the house. Two days and one bad hero block later, I painted it instead and liked the result more than the week-long rebuild before it.