18/08/2019
Problem solved! 😉
EQUESTRIAN PROBLEM SOLVING 101
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Problem: My horse won’t go forward.
Solution: Go Hunting, tally ho and make sure breakfast is ready when we get back. Your horse will go without you.
Problem: My horse bucks.
Solution: Go Hunting. He will get left behind and will be so focused on keeping up, he will forget to buck.
Problem: My horse is spooky.
Solution: Go Hunting. He will be so focused on navigating the in-your-face obstacles, he won’t have time for drama.
Problem: I have trouble seeing distances.
Solution: Go Hunting. Every distance is pretty much a hail Mary whether its correct or not.
Problem: I need to get my confidence back.
Solution: Go Hunting, we will give you alcohol if needed.
Problem: My horse is green.
Solution: Go Hunting, the hunt is colorblind.
Problem: My horse rears.
Solution: Go Hunting. Hard to rear while galloping. Js.
Problem: My horse is afraid of dogs.
Solution: Go Hunting. No dogs here.
Problem: I can’t ride well enough.
Solution: Go Hunting. You will surprise yourself when in fear of your life.
Problem: My horse won’t load on the trailer.
Solution: It will only happen the first time. Once he knows how much fun he’ll have he will run on. Kind of like s*x. Only better.
In short: Go Hunting and you and your horse will be happy.
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