09/10/2026
When it rains just before your wedding ceremony begins you have 3 choices:
1. Decide to hold off for half an hour. Pull guests from their seats, and sprint for cover. Hope that given 20-30 minutes the worst of it will roll over.
2. Rapidly pivot to an alternative covered location (providing you have one?) Everyone jumps up, and rushes to the other spot.
3. Say "F**k it", and get married anyway. Maybe as you are literally walking down the aisle, your groomsmen will rush and grab the janky camping tent that had been utilized earlier in the day to keep your signing table dry.
Maybe they place it at the head of the aisle to cover you-- not exactly the most aesthetic decision-- but at least you, your wedding party, and Officiant will stay dry-ish. Your guests might be absolutely drenched but will manage to survive (the joy in their hearts keeping them warm)
Maybe exactly as you are signing the documents making it official, the rain will stop and you might be able to walk back down the aisle as newly weds with the sun peaking out through the clouds.
Maybe.
