Cristina Carvalheiro Photography

Cristina Carvalheiro Photography Photographer/Artist

Friday Lets Talk about it!Ah yes. Friday. The golden child of the calendar.The patron saint of “I’m not answering emails...
05/29/2026

Friday Lets Talk about it!

Ah yes. Friday. The golden child of the calendar.The patron saint of “I’m not answering emails after 4.”The day grown adults suddenly develop the energy of teenagers who just heard someone’s parents are out of town. By Friday afternoon, offices everywhere transform into airports before a long weekend.Nobody’s working. Everyone’s just emotionally checking out in stages. “Circle back Monday.”...

Ah yes. Friday. The golden child of the calendar.The patron saint of “I’m not answering emails after 4.”The day grown adults suddenly develop the energy of teenagers who just heard someone’s parent…

Teacher vs AIThere are certain moments in teaching when you realize you are not simply delivering curriculum. You are wi...
05/22/2026

Teacher vs AI

There are certain moments in teaching when you realize you are not simply delivering curriculum. You are witnessing history. Or accidentally summoning the future. Or causing a small educational earthquake while standing beside a projector cart, holding a cold coffee, and wondering why the dry-erase marker has chosen this exact moment to die with dignity. It was May, which means the school year has entered its final form....

There are certain moments in teaching when you realize you are not simply delivering curriculum. You are witnessing history. Or accidentally summoning the future. Or causing a small educational ear…

Hilarious play in the futebol standsToday, I'm here to share the hilariously confusing journey of my son, who is living ...
03/27/2026

Hilarious play in the futebol stands

Today, I'm here to share the hilariously confusing journey of my son, who is living the dream of many Canadian youth by playing soccer (or as they call it here, futebol) in Portugal. Now, I must warn you, it's been a wild ride filled with questionable moves, imaginary Mario Kart tracks, and the lost art of passing. I have been an uber driver and soccer supporter this past few months and I have to say I am questioning everything I have ever heard about soccer...oops I mean futebol....

Today, I’m here to share the hilariously confusing journey of my son, who is living the dream of many Canadian youth by playing soccer (or as they call it here, futebol) in Portugal. Now, I m…

Ride the WavesRiding the Waves of Life: A Comedy of Chaos Lately, I've been feeling like life is spinning around without...
03/27/2026

Ride the Waves

Riding the Waves of Life: A Comedy of Chaos Lately, I've been feeling like life is spinning around without even bothering to ask for my input-like it's at a party, cranking the music up to 11, while I'm just trying to find my keys! You know that moment when everything seems fine, and then-bam!-you hit a bump, and suddenly, everyone around you is grappling with their own stormy seas?...

Riding the Waves of Life: A Comedy of Chaos Lately, I’ve been feeling like life is spinning around without even bothering to ask for my input-like it’s at a party, cranking the music up…

time vs balanceAh, the elusive work-lite balance, the kind of mystical creature that North American teachers talk about ...
03/27/2026

time vs balance

Ah, the elusive work-lite balance, the kind of mystical creature that North American teachers talk about like it's a unicorn sipping espresso in a European vineyard, living its best life. Picture me six months ago, caught in the chaos of migraines and high blood pressure, hosting a health party in the back schoolyard. I was on a rollercoaster ride straight into Stress-land, with medications as my not-so-trusty sidekicks....

Ah, the elusive work-lite balance, the kind of mystical creature that North American teachers talk about like it’s a unicorn sipping espresso in a European vineyard, living its best life. Pic…

Forget I said that!Okay, is it just me, or do we all have a weird obsession with saying, "Forget I said that!" Like, ser...
03/27/2026

Forget I said that!

Okay, is it just me, or do we all have a weird obsession with saying, "Forget I said that!" Like, seriously, what are we expecting here? Do we think everyone's just going to hit Ctrl+Z on their memory and p**f! It's gone? No way. Once it's out there, it's in there forever, like a rogue email you can't unsend or a random song lyric you'll now hum forever....

Okay, is it just me, or do we all have a weird obsession with saying, “Forget I said that!” Like, seriously, what are we expecting here? Do we think everyone’s just going to hit C…

UntitledAh, what a glorious occasion to celebrate the journey of womankind how we've triumphed, how we've persevered, an...
03/27/2026

Untitled

Ah, what a glorious occasion to celebrate the journey of womankind how we've triumphed, how we've persevered, and how we've still got a ways to go. It's like a marathon, except we're all running in heels while balancing a metaphorical universe on our shoulders. But fear not, for we do it with flair! My fellow warriors in the battle against bad hair days and superstitions!...

Ah, what a glorious occasion to celebrate the journey of womankind how we’ve triumphed, how we’ve persevered, and how we’ve still got a ways to go. It’s like a marathon, exc…

UntitledWelcome to my funny little blog where I share the comical misadventures of being a woman in a crazy world. Today...
03/27/2026

Untitled

Welcome to my funny little blog where I share the comical misadventures of being a woman in a crazy world. Todays blog is about a so called "Fake Portuguese" in Portugal supposedly... which is me! I am hilariously navigating the delicate balance between two cultures, from sheep-feeding shenanigans to cat p**p surprises in my father's shoes growing up. Brace yourselves as this is a journey that started in a small town of Relvas and is still going in Cascais....

Welcome to my funny little blog where I share the comical misadventures of being a woman in a crazy world. Todays blog is about a so called “Fake Portuguese” in Portugal supposedly& #823…

UntitledWe all know that pesky checklist society hands us the moment we pop out of the womb. You know the one-the checkl...
03/27/2026

Untitled

We all know that pesky checklist society hands us the moment we pop out of the womb. You know the one-the checklist that your Aunt whips out every Thanksgiving, asking when you're finally going to settle down and get hitched? Or the checklist that dictates you must get straight A's to score a job that'll pay off those student loans faster than you can say "caffeine addiction"?...

We all know that pesky checklist society hands us the moment we pop out of the womb. You know the one-the checklist that your Aunt whips out every Thanksgiving, asking when you’re finally goi…

The Roller Coaster Food Fight of Life (Or How to Find Peace in a ChaoticAlright, brace yourself, because here it comes: ...
03/27/2026

The Roller Coaster Food Fight of Life (Or How to Find Peace in a Chaotic

Alright, brace yourself, because here it comes: I'm living in a world that feels like a roller coaster ride and a food fight at the same time. I'm talking flying mashed potatoes, sudden loops, and a whole lot of unprocessed chaos. Seriously, is it just me, or did someone crank the weirdness dial up to 11 and then send the world on a flaming waterslide?...

Alright, brace yourself, because here it comes: I’m living in a world that feels like a roller coaster ride and a food fight at the same time. I’m talking flying mashed potatoes, sudden…

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