12/18/2025
With the Holiday season Upon us and Christmas right around the corner, I thought that it was due time (overdue, really) for me to pass on another Alfie the Elf story. Enjoy.
The Case of the Disappearing Toys
by
R. Brian Campbell
“Alfie! Do you know where the dollhouses are?”
Alfie looked up from the puzzle he was carefully cutting out, keeping his finger on the spot where he had been working. “They are in the storage shed number five, with the dolls, cribs and other accessories, just like they’ve always been, Chester. Don’t tell me that your memory is starting to go, already. You’re barely over 100.
What will you be like in a couple more centuries?”
“There’s nothing wrong with my memory,” Chester grumbled.
“Storage shed five is empty.”
“What do you mean, empty?” Alfie spun around on his stool, the puzzle forgotten.
“Empty. Unfull. Vacant. Void. Hollow. An empty shell. Bereft of toys. That’s what I mean. Empty.” Chester glared at him.
“That’s impossible! I just built two doll carriages yesterday and they barely fit inside.”
“Well there’s nothing but room, now.” Chester folded his arms across his tiny chest.
“Show me.” Alfie hopped off the stool.
“Gladly.” Chester spun on his heel and stormed out of the workshop, Alfie following as quickly as his tiny legs could keep up.
Soon they were standing in the centre of an empty storage shed.
Alfie turned slowly, his large eyes taking in the empty shelves as his brain struggled to comprehend what he was, or rather, wasn’t seeing. “Oohhhhh… this is not good. We have to tell Santa.”
“You tell him,” Chester insisted.
It was Alfie’s turn to glare at his fellow elf. “You’re coming with me.” His voice left no room for argument.
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Soon the two elves were standing before Santa in his office, attempting to explain what they discovered. Santa was leaning back, half-sitting on the edge of his desk and rubbing his chin through his whiskers. He was dressed casually, in a white shirt, sleeves rolled up nearly to his elbows, red overalls, held up by multicoloured suspenders, and house slippers. “Missing toys, you say. A whole shed of them. That is serious. Have you looked around the shed to see if there is any sign that someone may have taken them?”
Alfie snapped his fingers. “Of course! They have to have gone somewhere. Don’t worry, Santa. I’ll find them.”
Santa smiled. “Ho, ho, I have every confidence in you, Alfie. But one thing before you go.”
“Anything, Santa. What is it?”
“Once you find out where the toys have gone, please come and get me. Don’t confront the thieves on your own. Can you promise me that?”
Alfie pondered Santa’s comments. Thieves. Criminals. He hadn’t thought of that. “Are you certain that you want to confront thieves, sir?”
“Maybe yes. Maybe no. It all depends on what you find,” Santa told him, gravely. “That’s why I want you to get me first. You find them, but let me decide what the next course of action will be.”
“Yes, sir.” Alfie bolted out of the room, leaving Chester chasing after him.
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