14/09/2026
ad BREAKING: Edinburgh penguin sighting confirmed 🐧🔍
Reports came in of mischief-makers spotted around the Castle, the Closes, even down by the fountain. Naturally, we had to investigate.
Turns out it wasn’t penguins at all… it was Penguin Bites. Three brand new flavours of penguin shaped crackers; cheese, salt and vinegar, and lightly salted, laid out like they were expecting us. Case closed!
Verdict: light, crunchy, and disappeared far too quickly. If cheeky penguins go missing from your snack cupboard too, you’ll know why 🐧