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So… it’s a sunny Sunday and you find yourself in one of those hell hole tourist traps, perhaps even for Mother’s Day out...
15/03/2026

So… it’s a sunny Sunday and you find yourself in one of those hell hole tourist traps, perhaps even for Mother’s Day out.

You manage to park, pay £20 for the pleasure, and walk about 10 miles to the village centre, beating the throngs and the twee Insta influencers out of the way.

You have finally find the Model Village, but now the real work begins… can you find the Model Village, in the Model Village, in the Model Village?

Assorted pictures from Corfe Castle Model Village, Dorset, a 1:20 scale of the village as it was in 1646, and Bourton-on-the-Water model village, Gloucestershire. Started in 1936 and completed in 1940, it represents the village as it was in 1936 in 1:9 scale.

⚔️  Not too many of you saw this when I put it up in reel form last month, so here it is still again…Just below the M4 a...
15/03/2026

⚔️ Not too many of you saw this when I put it up in reel form last month, so here it is still again…

Just below the M4 at the Bath junction you’ll find this, Hinton Hill.

If you look closer at the features (or take a peak at an OS map), you’ll may work out that it was once home to a hill fort: Deorham Camp.

The name survives today in the name of the village below, and the must visited National Trust estate, Dyrham Park.

In the year 577 it was the site of possibly one of the most important Saxon battles: the Battle of Deorham.

According to the Anglo Saxon Chronicles (which it should be noted were written around 300 years later), here the West Saxons led by king Ceawlin and his son Cuthwine fought the Britons, slaying three of their kings; Coinmail, Condidan and Farinmail.

After their victory, the army of West Saxon pressed through the Severn Valley below taking the important settlements of Bath, Gloucester & Cirencester.

If this is indeed what happened, this would have been significant in securing their dominance in the west of England, severing the land link and cutting the Britons in two; with one population in the south west peninsula of Cornwall and Devon, and the other in Wales.

The battle is believed to have led to the establishment of Hwicce, a Saxon kingdom thought to encompass much of modern day Gloucestershire, Worcestershire and parts of Warwickshire and Oxford, that was later absorbed into the kingdom of Mercia.

But with only the Chronicles as evidence, we have to ask the question: was this just West Saxon propaganda the victors laying out the lore of their forefathers conquest, or was this site genuinely the location of a defining moment for our land and its people?

Maybe that is one only these hills can answer…

🌼 🐑 Not got the energy for a big post today, but Spring has definitely sprung this week so here’s a tiny bit of light in...
08/03/2026

🌼 🐑 Not got the energy for a big post today, but Spring has definitely sprung this week so here’s a tiny bit of light in this dark world; a seasonal stained glass window from St John the Baptist church in Edge, Gloucestershire.

It’s a modern creation, depicting what I think is the rising sun in the Painswick valley to the east, with lambs, daffodils and other spring highlights.

I stand to be corrected on this, and I don’t know the artist, so please do comment below if you know otherwise!

This church has a fantastic carpet of snowdrops in the yard, my post from February 2025 has pics.

Check back in Autumn for a stained glass of that season, and a great view in the other direction.

Today is the national day of Kernow (Cornwall), Saint Piran’s Day. He’s said to have be born in Ireland in the 5th centu...
05/03/2026

Today is the national day of Kernow (Cornwall), Saint Piran’s Day.

He’s said to have be born in Ireland in the 5th century and after studying the scriptures in Rome was made a bishop.

Not impressed with his miracle working, including raising soldiers from the dead who has been killed in battle, the ‘heathen Irish’ tied him to a millstone and rolled it off of a cliff into the stormy seas below.

The seas immediately calmed, and the saint floated safely over the water and landed upon a sandy beach on the Cornish coast.

As well as the patron saint of Cornwall, Saint Piran is also patron saint of tin miners.

It is also said that he accidentally rediscovered tin smelting, and the tin rose to the top of his black hearthstone to the form of a white cross - a white cross on a black being the flag of Cornwall, Saint Piran’s flag.

Tin and copper was mined in Cornwall from around 2000 BC, with Roman sources mentioning the trade across the ancient world.

Of Saint Piran’s Day and tin miners, David Gilbert in his ‘History of Cornwall’ published in 1838, said...

“St. Piran’s Day was said to be a favourite with the tinners who having a tradition that some secrets regarding the manufacture of tin were communicated to their ancestors by that saint, they leave the manufacture to shift for itself for that day, and keep it as a holiday.”

Graffiti at the last working tin mine, South Crofty, which closed in 1998, reads:

“Cornish lads are fishermen and Cornish lads are miners too. But when the fish and tin are gone, what are the Cornish boys to do?”

📸 Tin mine engine houses at Springs Farm, near Higher Boscaswell.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🌼 To mark St David’s Day, here’s the Ring Cross at Martin’s Haven, Pembrokeshire.I came across it by chance a fe...
01/03/2026

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🌼 To mark St David’s Day, here’s the Ring Cross at Martin’s Haven, Pembrokeshire.

I came across it by chance a few summers ago - it’s in a wall next to the overflow car park for the ferry over to Skomer Island.

In fact, it was rediscovered by chance when the toilet block was being constructed.

The early Christian inscribed stone cross is believed to have been a marker or prayer station for travellers, a place to give thanks for a successful sea crossing maybe?

I haven’t found anything that solidly dates it, but I’ve seen estimates online that range from the 7th to 10th centuries.

There are around 570 known carved stones and Celtic crosses in Cymru, believed to range in purpose from memorials, to prayer stops and markers for meeting places.

Here’s the Priory Gatehouse (or the Abbey Gatehouse, an incorrect name that seems to have stuck) in Great Malvern, Worce...
19/02/2026

Here’s the Priory Gatehouse (or the Abbey Gatehouse, an incorrect name that seems to have stuck) in Great Malvern, Worcestershire.

After the neighbouring Priory Church, it’s the second oldest building in Great Malvern

It was built in the late 15th century, and much of the original building can still be seen.

It served as the entrance to the Benedictine Priory of Great Malvern for several centuries before the dissolution of the monastery in the 1530s.

The gatehouse was one of the only buildings to survive, as was the Priory Church, which became the parish church.

The southern face of the gatehouse was rebuilt in Tudor brick around 1600, there were additions in the 1840s, and much of the ornate stonework on northern face was restored in the 1890s.

Over the years it has housed offices, and its upper floor was used as a venue for the Malvern Police Court.

It is currently home to the fantastic little which comes out of hibernation in March, so pop along for a look if you’re in the area!

Here is the famous Saxon font at St Mary’s, Deerhurst, Gloucestershire.It was created in the first half of the 9th centu...
15/02/2026

Here is the famous Saxon font at St Mary’s, Deerhurst, Gloucestershire.

It was created in the first half of the 9th century, carved from a single block of limestone.

It heavily features a spiral design, something that was widespread in Celtic and early Christian iconography, representing life, death and rebirth, and said to offer protection from the devil, who could only move in straight lines.

Probably one of the oldest fonts in use, it was only rediscovered in 1843, being used as a drinking trough for cattle on a nearby farm.

The church itself is marvellous and full of history, one of the best examples of churches surviving from before the Norman conquest, with many classic Anglo-Saxon features.

For more on this church, check my post from March 2023, or keep your eyes open here as I’ll be visiting again soon.

👨‍🌾 Town vs Gown 👨‍🎓On this day in 1355, Oxford was shaken to the core by an outbreak of 3 days of ultra violence, in wh...
10/02/2026

👨‍🌾 Town vs Gown 👨‍🎓

On this day in 1355, Oxford was shaken to the core by an outbreak of 3 days of ultra violence, in what would become known as the St Scholastica Day Riot.

Set against a backdrop of rising tensions and perceived inequalities between locals and students, the spark was lit (as it often is) after a few drinks.

An argument between University students and a tavern owner over the quality of the wine he was serving quickly escalated into a pub fight, that then spilled out into the street. Battle lines drawn between students and locals, and things escalated with groups armed themselves for the fight.

To raise help, it’s said that the locals rang the bell at town’s church St Martin’s, and the students rang the bells of the University church, St Mary the Virgin.

Things calmed down over night, but later the next day things escalated even further, with up to 2,000 people from nearby countryside coming to join the townsfolk, arriving under a black banner.

Students retreated to their halls where they barricaded themselves in, and mobs broke into what buildings they could, attacking - and allegedly scalping - as they went.

By the evening of the third day the violence had died down, with many of the scholars had fled Oxford, but not before much of the town had been burnt down.

While exact numbers are unknown, it is believed 20-30 Oxfordians, and 63 students, were killed in the violence.

The aftermath saw the town’s Mayor swearing an oath in acknowledgment of the university’s privileges, on the order of Edward III, and townsfolk sworn to attend an annual mass for the souls of the killed students on the anniversary.

⚖️ This is Glastonbury Tribunal, the earliest surviving building on the town’s High Street. The lasting name of the buil...
08/02/2026

⚖️ This is Glastonbury Tribunal, the earliest surviving building on the town’s High Street.

The lasting name of the building comes from it apparently being the courthouse of the nearby Abbey, and is said to have used during the Bloody Assizes by Judge Jeffries following the Monmouth Rebellion, but this has since been disputed by more recent historical research.

The building was likely built in the late 15th century as a merchant’s house on the site of a wooden 12th century building. The newer stone facade was added the following century, and the Royal Arms and Tudor Rose are visible above the door.

Over the years it is believed to have been home to a shop, a school and possibly a hospice, and now houses the Glastonbury Lake Village museum. The building is in the custodianship of English Heritage.

🕯️ Today, 2nd February, is Candlemas Day and with that an excuse for a post combining two of my interests: folklore and ...
02/02/2026

🕯️ Today, 2nd February, is Candlemas Day and with that an excuse for a post combining two of my interests: folklore and the weather.

Candlemas Day is a Christian festival marking the presentation of Jesus at the Temple by Mary and Joseph, celebrated with light and candles.

It is marked at the same time as, and has a number of similarities to, the older Celtic festival of Imbolc, celebrating Brigid, goddess of fire and fertility.

Landing on the midpoint of winter, halfway between the shortest day and the spring equinox, the festival has long been associated with the turn of the rural calendar.

As such, the day has long been a time of observance and folklore, with the weather that day said to be a sign of the weather to come. As one proverb goes…

“If Candlemas Day be fair and bright, winter will have another flight; but if Candlemas Day be clouds and rain, winter is gone and won’t come again.”

I think in America it’s also celebrated, as Groundhog Day.

Whatever the proverb says, I think we’re in for a good cold snap in February. It ain’t over yet!

To mark it, here are a selection of late winter related illustrations from the Ladybird Nature series, including some February delights such as Snowdrops (or ‘Candlemas Bells’) and hazel catkins.

Full steam ahead…A scene straight out of the past, here is 5541, a 4575 class small Praire tank engine built by the Grea...
31/01/2026

Full steam ahead…

A scene straight out of the past, here is 5541, a 4575 class small Praire tank engine built by the Great Western Railway at Swindon works in 1928, in British Rail Green livery at Norchard station on the Dean Forest Railway.

After spending a working life in Swindon, Bristol & Machynlleth, 5541 was moved by rail to the Dean Forest Railway in Gloucestershire in 1972, where she remains today.

The Dean Forest Railway is a 4 1/4 mile heritage railway, running between Lydney and Parkend in the Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.

Currently with 5 stations, the route was first opened as part of the former Severn and Wye Railway. The society that operates the line today started steam locomotive operations in 1971, and bought the trackbed and line from British Rail in 1986, reaching Lydney Junction in 1995 and Parkend in 2005.

A good day out!

This is the Doom Stone at York Minster, a 12th century limestone carving depicting the ‘Mouth of Hell.’It survives from ...
25/01/2026

This is the Doom Stone at York Minster, a 12th century limestone carving depicting the ‘Mouth of Hell.’

It survives from the first Norman Minster which preceded the current Gothic building, and was possibly part of a larger image on the west front.

It includes scenes of damned souls being pushed by demons into three mouths of hell and a boiling cauldron, and representations of the sins of lust and greed (note the man with the bags of money in the top left). There are also a few toads about if you look closely.

Certainly a befitting place for the bunch of bastards reaping death and destruction across the world in the name of profit right now I’d say 🤷‍♂️

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