29/06/2022
Excalibur, the ancient and magical sword of Arthur, the Once and Future King, rose from its resting place in the depths of Dozmary Pool on Bodmin Moor last night after a 1500 year absence.
Local folklore expert Denzil Pascoe said that the appearance of the sword is a "... sure sign of the imminent return of the dark age leader to rid the Cornish people of their foes".
Cornwall Council leaders were said to be drawing up plans to have contractors toss the sword back into the pool to delay Arthur's arrival so as not to unsettle tourists during the all important summer holiday season.
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