04/05/2023
Uzuri kwa photography sisi tunakupiga picha just as you are. We don't mind maumbile. We just make sure your photos sing🥳🥳
In a recent council of elders👴 meeting chaired by yours trully😌, we unanimously agreed on things you should never🚫 ingilia someone with. Top of that list was Maumbile.
Members present in that meeting included Timo Tea More who said beards🧔 are part of maumbile. We did not agree on that point. We urged him to work hard. Peter Kariuki Njoroge was also present and he insisted on how balding heads👨🦲 are part of maumbile but we sent him to Bien and Rimbui. Waagree k**a balding ni kitu mzuri or not then akuje.
The beautiful Wambo was present to make sure the 2 thirds gender rule was adhered to wakiwa na Shekinah Karicho. Sheki was also representing ladies of forehead but we said that one cannot be put in the list of maumbile juu members thought its a great equalizer. God hawezikupea beauty💃 na akunyime forehead😰. Choose kwenye uko. Forehead ama beauty?
In attendance all the way from her busy schedule was Chep Chesire🩺 as well. She found time⏰ between her anga maternity routine🏥 anga morgue sijui post mortems anga clerking patients and other medical school⚕ shenanigans walefa they call them to be with us.🤦🏾♂️ Her input was felt towards the end of the meeting when they touched on how we should also add mfuko💰 as number 2 on vitu usiingilie mtu nazo. Ndegwa was also present. She had come as the right hand side assistant wa the great mchungaji✝️ of Bila Kupoteza Wakti Ministries International⛪. Kui emphasizzed on the height being top of the list of maumbile. That one we agreed unanimously.🥳🥳🥳
The man of God MSANII BENJA ended the meeting with a prayer for all the single humans in the meeting.🎽 Himself included. He asked God to changanya the eyes👀 of the ladies when the men are advancing their cases. That the ladies will not see the looks but the Glory of God.🌟 He also prayed for the tall tall people to be included in the Short Men Association of Kenya🔥 because of its well spread fame and how ladies are throwing themselves at members of the association leaving the tall guys cold,🥶 lonely and dejected.😞
At the end of the meeting, Timo, Pitee and other tall tall ninjas were seen leaving the meeting in a hurry when no lady seemed interested. Maybe Benjas prayers like Daniel's will take time before they are answered. The SMAK members left each one having two ladies by his side.😂 The SMAK chair had 3.💯
Anywhos, maumbile has been struck out of things to use kuingilia mtu. The next time you want to say anga Maina Kiwiri your height anga sijui what, remember it is punishable by law 🇰🇪. Thank you very important🥑