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27/01/2026

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MTANIITA KIM πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ”₯DEM: Niaje bebBOY: Poa Swiry, nambieDEM: Aky I need a favour from u plizBOY: Which one hun?DEM: Aki niko...
17/01/2026

MTANIITA KIM πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ”₯
DEM: Niaje beb
BOY: Poa Swiry, nambie
DEM: Aky I need a favour from u pliz
BOY: Which one hun?
DEM: Aki niko tao na nimeona troza kali inauzwa 2k, na imagin nilisahau doh home.
BOY: So nikusaidiaje mrembo?
DEM: Nilikua nataka unitumie izo doh nitakurefund nikifika home.
BOY: Fare ya kwenda home ni ngapi?
DEM: Ni mbao Swiry.
BOY: (Kidogokidogo , KL295T6MHEN Confirmed, You have received Ksh.60 from MOSES KIMUTAI 0724998317 on 16/01/2026 , New Mpesa balance is KSH 60.83.
DEM: Ghai! Hii ni ya nini?
BOY: Hio ni fare, toa 50bob, chukua mbao ukimbilie doh zenye ulisahau home, Mbao urudi tao ubuy troza, alafu hio kumi unaeza buy mtura ama miwa.
DEM: UMBWA HII, Usiwahi nitext...Mchawi wa south korea wewe.. Ooh My! Like seriously? LMAO!!!
BOY: Kwenda huko, Sura k**a ya mugabe , Nyani wewe! Nilipe rent niangalie life yangu ama ninunue nguo! POTELEA MBALI! NUGU!
wanaume sikuizi hawataki upuzi ,no weapon formed against our wallet shall prosper!!Amen...volume iko sawa huko nyuma?? βœ‹πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚
HII NI 2026 MANZE πŸ¦‹

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Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"Teacher: "Yes!"Student: "How do you put an elephant insidea fridge?"πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈTeacher: ...
06/11/2025

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside
a fridge?"πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

Teacher: "I don't know."🀨

Student: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in😌. I have another question!"πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

Teacher: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the
fridge?"πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Teacher: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in."😌

Student: "No sir😐, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."😌

Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another oneπŸ™‚. If all the
animals went to lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"πŸ€”

Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."☺️

Student: "No sir🀨, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."😩

Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"πŸ˜•

Student: "No sir😌, 1 last question."πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

Teacher: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"πŸ€”

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."😌

Student: "No sirπŸ˜•, you just swim🏊and cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

Teacher:☹️ "I have my own question😩, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."😏

Student: "No idea sir..."🀷

Teacher: "It's youπŸ˜’ because you are on two
weeks suspensionπŸ™„ for giving me headache.

17/08/2025

Me:Mum naskia njaa.
My mum:inasema nini?
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06/08/2025

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06/08/2025

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