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04/02/2020

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06/07/2016

If moon-sighting was a Nigerian affair, the reports would be like:
The sighting of the moon was inconclusive- INEC
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria. - Fayose
We will create another moon for Nigerians within 10 months. - APC
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow - Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate
committee on Observation) -Senate
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow- Lai Mohammed
The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum &
hoola-baloo - Patrick Obahiagbon
Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. -Presidency
We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons - NDA
We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky - Boko Haram
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC
We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit
We know where the moon is but we don't want to say it. -US
PMB is not trying to northernise nigeria,therefore he appointed Fayose as chairman of the MOON sighting - Fashola
We cannot use the same moon with zoo - ipod
I prophesied ten days ago that the moon would never be sighted again -TB Joshua.
The past administration did not invest in the moon and now the only one we have is gone! - APC.
We will create more jobs through this by employing 100m young people to look for the moon - APC
If the government can just hang clusters of white bulbs together we can create a new moon in the sky and this will save
us time wasting on this holiday, Am just trying to make common sense - Ben Bruce.
We are going on indefinite strike for non sighting of the moon - NLC
Chaii, there's God o... how can you people say a full blown moon can not be sighted, abi na only one moon waka come?? -
PEJ
This got me laffin and rolling on d floor.... Abeg u are free to add urs..

19/05/2016

03/05/2016

OBASANJO, BABANGIDA & Buhari were in a plane.
1. OBASANJO said: I can throw N1000 note out & make someone happy.
2. BABANGIDA said: I can throw two N500 note
out & make 2 people happy.
3. Buhari said: I can throw five N200 notes & make 5 people happy.
4. The PILLOT heard them & said to himself: "IDIOTS" I can throw 3 of U down & make over 150 million people happy!!!
So who do U support among this four?

01/04/2016

A Man mistakenly sent 2million Naria to a wrong phone number via mobile money transfer, he thought of what to do to
stop the person from withdrawing the money and he came up with this: he sent a message to the person's phone saying.
"Hello dark & worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you. It's for your
initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the ogboni fraternity scheduled to take place 2moro
midnight at 12am. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you
in this kingdom. 2 weeks after the initation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket
to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But in case you're not
ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hours.....................5minutes later, he
got an SMS saying; Please send another 2million naria, my friend is also interested........ the man fainted.

30/11/2015

Boko haram threatens to poison air tomorrow pls do not breath from 12. 00am to 12.00pm, share and save a soul, no need to thank me.... Habaa wat are friends for

01/11/2015

Success at it's peak,
Grace at it's depth,
Mercy at it's horizon,
Blessing at it's pinnacle,
Favour more than your expectation,
This and more are God's package for you
in this month of NOVEMBER......

29/10/2015

...soon to be

30/09/2015

we are really sorry for going off without notification we are back, better, bigger, stronger and refined thanks for still being there

17/06/2015