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23/05/2024

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09/02/2024

I was watching one American film yesterday
night with my Dad and Mum, as we were
watching the film, a young boy of my age started
romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other
and when the
guy's hand crossed the girl's private part,
I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his
eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes on
the film even though I knew my dad wanted me
to leave the parlour at once, I did not care.
They were still kissing, this time hotter, then
they both fell on the bed and the guy was about
to open the girl's brazier.
My Dad looked at me with his red eyes and
shouted
Have you ironed the car?
I REPLIED :
Yes
i even spread it on the rope!!!πŸ˜†πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ

Please if I make Ur day πŸ™πŸ‘‡
Please bless me bY following meoooo❀️
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10/10/2023

Weekend jokes πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

1" A Girl Searched 0n (Google) I'm 19 & I'm prΔ“gnant. How do I tell my parents?
Google: If you can open your legs, then why not your mouth?πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

2" *You see that tiny feelings you usually have when a man is touching you, that's your sense leaving your body ooh*πŸ™„

3" There is no record of a female angel in the bible.. Ladies if any guy calls you Angel,, trust me he is a Fālse prophet.... πŸ˜†

4" Some girls once they get married, every other girl becomes a rΕ«ns girl. meanwhile they were in active service before they retired.πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

5" I don't understand some ladiesπŸ‘­ oh how can u be telling a married man 🀡to promise u not to break πŸ’” ur heart, My Dear if he can chΔ“at on his own wife πŸ‘° My Sister who are u???
Any way let me mind my business!!🀭🀭

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6" I hāte men who ask a lady from a group to hit their inboxπŸ˜’πŸ˜’.
Ladies if you also hāte this kind of men please inbox me and let discuss what to do about those men? I hāte NΓΈnsense πŸ™…πŸ’†
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7" ConfusiΓΈn Is when you StΓΈle a meat from the pot and forgot whether the Pot was Fully Covered 0r Half CoveredπŸ™†πŸ™…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8" My crush just posted a new pic, please help me with the spelling of Gojas

As in "you look Gojas"πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚

9" No matter how a lady smiles inside a bus🚌, i won't smile back😎until she pays her transport fare πŸ˜πŸ™„πŸ™„

10" People will always pronounce Nurse as Nerse, Until there is an emergency in D hospital U will be hearing Nosu, Nosu oooπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸƒπŸƒ

11" If you want measure someone's strength, try and push the toilet door while they are still using it.πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

12" If you like snap pics of you pounding fufu or fetching fire wood, they already know who to marry. Wife materials everywhere....πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

13" You are busy saying heartbrΔ“ak is pāinful, has padlock fell on your leg before?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14" I am proud to be a member of FACEBOOK FREE MODE ASSOCIATION'S the (FFMA), our motor is SEE PICTURES LATER πŸ˜‚ any member hereπŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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01/10/2023

LAUGHTER JOKES πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

1. I visited my friend yesterday and he told me to make myself feel at home, so I thrΓ©w him out πŸ™†..
I h visitors, that's how I feel at home πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
2. When you wear NATIVE to the church and you climb the ALTER, it's called ALTERNATIVE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Wisdom don fini$h me ooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
3. Do you know that women don't like rain because it restores their faces to factory setting 😧πŸ˜₯
Did I even say anything, I don't want somebody to start $wearing for me oo πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
4. You're traveling to go and forΓ±icate and you're praying for journey mercies πŸ™†πŸ™†
Nothing angel Michael no go see for prayer oo πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
5. Those people who have been saying since January " 2020 is my year" biko, abeg talk to your year because it's misbehaving o with C0rona and hunger virΓΊs πŸ˜₯β˜Ίβ˜Ίβ˜Ίβ˜Ίβ˜Ίβ˜ΊπŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
6. If anyone is owing you money, please go to their house now. They are very much at home now and collect your money abeg β˜Ίβ˜Ίβ˜ΊπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
7. I was shocked today when my neighbor's daughter that just returned from NYSC told me that the opposite of " handsome" is " legsome" πŸ™† πŸ™†
Please, I want to faiΓ±t ooπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
8. Nigeria market women e, they will be like " buy your sweet bitter leaf here" πŸ™†
Abeg which one come be sweet bitter leaf again πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
9. Tell me why the s!ckness will just go like that when you're just going to the hospital to confuse the doctor.
Abeg which one is " I am having stomach pain all over my body, from my head to toe" πŸ™† πŸ™†
Your village people are really succeeding πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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29/09/2023
22/09/2023

Chioma if you like shout na me spray my boxers on top you pant since you no want make we do am physical we go do am clothecaly

14/09/2023

Malians ikorodu boys don burn naira Marley house ooh πŸ€”
No peace

Ladies how do you feel when your pants line are visibleFollow WestB please
12/09/2023

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