Shíñy Tøn Records

04/05/2026

A wealthy billionaire and his wife were sitting courtside right next to Drake… and somehow had no idea who he was 😳

The jumbotron kept spotlighting Drake over and over, crowd reacting every time — but eventually the man leaned in and casually asked, “Are you famous?”

Talk about being out of the loop… 💀👀 📌😂😭

26/04/2026

"This TV will end up burning or exploding, you can now go and have some fresh air outside"😆

22/04/2026

Me pretending that my girlfriend is my sister just to get free groceries from my friend😆

22/04/2026

That's life 🚶🚶

22/04/2026

Mission failed 😭

21/04/2026

A Drunk 20yrs old boy asked a married woman out.
The woman got pīssed off, & told her husband The scenario.
The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so that he could bēāt the hēll out of him.

Raymond Told His Wife that he would hīde under the bed and wait for the boy.
The woman did as her hubby requested.
When the boy got there he kissed the woman & took off his T-shirt & his body was full of scars so the woman asked
"why so many scars??".

The boy replied "I like to sleep with
married women & usually I get caūght so I kīll their husbands.
If someone shows up now he'll be No.20 on my mūrder list".

The boy continued kīssing the woman & then woman trīed to reach out to her husband (Raymond)
under the bed & a small voice
came up and say "If u tell him am here, I swear i'll
kīll u before he k!lls me.
😂💔🏃

20/04/2026

A very short story 😝😂💔🏃

13/07/2024

😎😎

04/05/2024

This my guy has just been dating this girl for 2 weeks, but last week he got a WhatsApp message from the girlfriend’s friend. They started chatting, one thing led to another and the girl invited him over to her house.

So my guy shows up to the house and his girlfriend opens the door. He first tried to claim it was just a normal visit but his girlfriend showed him the chat on her friend’s phone and told him she had planned the whole thing. The guy immediately knew he had casted and started begging.

He and the girlfriend started having issues, she was snobbing him and all that. During this period while he was having issues with the girlfriend, the girlfriend’s friend that was used to set him up had been trying to apologise to him explaining that she didn’t really want to do it but her friend (the girlfriend) forced her.

So early this week, he finally forgave the girl and they started talking normally again. Like play like play, the girl invited him to her house.

This guy went and met his girlfriend again.

Cc: S T R 💯

07/02/2024

I drive D.T 😂😂😂😂

“It sounds fast” is good enough