07/04/2025
To the country that comes locked, cocked, and ready to rock with 50 stars, 13 bars, and a whole mess of bald eagles. We've been running the world since 1776, we're two time defending World War champions, and we'll keep baptizing terrorists in 5.56mm increments! I couldn't be more proud to call this my country. 249 years ago, Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty got all buck nasty in the sack and the greatest Nation on Earth was born.
Happy Birthday America, you fu***ng badass! π»πΊπ²π¦