03/08/2026
Once upon a time, there was a retired walrus who visited Cinema 14 in Denton, where his mission was to spread friendliness and have a good time due to having no concept of time. Before the movie AVATAR, he befriended the concession staff, comprising bunnies and rabbits, ordering ice cream and water while showing appreciation through generous tips. However, German Shepherd Sam, who was taking tickets, was having a terrible day, marked by incessant barking. During the movie, Wally the Walrus suddenly remembered his promise to pick up Mrs. Walrus at 3:45. Rushing out, he requested a small popcorn but encountered Ema the Emu, who insisted on following protocol due to inventory concerns when he asked for just a cup. Despite his suggestion that she could keep the extra popcorn, Ema begrudgingly handed him a cup with one kernel, her frustration palpable. This interaction left Wally feeling humiliated, shaken by the experience before heading to collect Mrs. Walrus.
The next day Wally the Walrus returned to the Cinema 14 Theater again trying to see the rest of AVATAR because he left hastily and therefore had missed the final 30 minutes of
the movie. However much to his dismay it was not playing in the theater. So Wally the Walrus asked the Friendly Bunnie in the window for advice. She suggested a movie about cloaning people that was quite popular. He purchased the ticket and noticed a skitish Jackel behind him. Upon getting his
ticket Wally The Walrus was very excited when he saw they had seats next to each other. Jackel was furios and said “.Bullsh*t »
Well before he went to the show he stopped snd bought a small popcorn . He asked the bunny “how big is the small popcorn?” That is when Ema the Emu came unlished and said “you know the size remember THE KERNAL?
He then went across the concession and told a lady Gazelle I am paying forward. The young gazelle accepted and told Mr. Walrus that she had rewards which would save Mr.Walrus $5 dollars. The bill was $19.99. That’s when Ema the Emu used her special powers to yell at Mr. Walrus, “you are late for your movie. Go …get stop interupting people.” Mr. Walrus went to take his seat and it happened to be right next to Jackel. He started watching the movie when he asked “ would you like some popcorn?” Jackel stuck his hand out and said,”FU “and spilled some popcorn. He ran all the way down to lower level. That’s when Manager Eric the Bear came and said” I need to talk to you. “If you do not leave we are caling the cops” Wally the Walrus exploded and threw his popcorn on the floor. He was escorded out of the theater. Jackel
and Emu had tagged team him and succeeded in throwing him out of the theater. . Wally The Walrus left sad and disappointed. Was being a nice guy a bad thiing? As he walked home he felt the weight of the world on his shoulders. Soon he would be home and Mrs. Walrus would make all his troubles seem so small. She always did.
