Hazy Eyed Productions

12/30/2024

Still have 30+ photos to edit, but..
Portrait session 😁

12/13/2024

GLOW was cool 😁

10/03/2024

Trying to do a studio lighting setup has taught me a lot of my own shortcomings in terms of knowledge-base.

08/08/2024

sᴄᴘ-087
ᴏʙᴊᴇᴄᴛ ᴄʟᴀss: Euclid

ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ:
Subjects report and audio recordings confirm the distressed vocalizations from what is presumed to be a child between the ages of █ and ██. The source of the distress calls is estimated to be located approximately 200 meters below the initial platform. However, any attempts to descend the staircase have failed to bring subjects closer to the source. The depth of descent calculated from Exploration IV, the longest exploration, is shown to be far beyond both the possible structure of both the building and geological surroundings. At this time, it is unknown if SCP-087 has an endpoint.

08/03/2024

When it’s hot out, we scout.

Gonna have to hit PDX up more often.

07/28/2024

06/29/2024

Beach trip for photos yo!

06/28/2024

Scheduling a few $50 mini-portrait sessions to kick off my summer once I get back from Alaska and fund a new camera.
Available days are between July 22-26th.

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs
• 30-minute photo session
• Your choice of location (I have options)
• Two outfits
• Your choice of 5 edited photos, cherry-picked unedited photos (max of 20) come at no additional cost.

Send a message and let’s get some shots together 🤙

06/20/2024

Photogenic baby is photogenic

06/19/2024

We be taking middle-school gradumacation photos here.

Based on the spelling, I obviously didn’t gradumucate from middle school myself.

06/15/2024

Kiddo pictures are a fun time. 😁