Maggie Blitz

07/24/2026

No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care!
'Cause now I wouldn't lie
Or tell you all the things you wanna hear…

We know you've all been waiting to hear our take on the Green Day classic "Platypus (I Hate You)." Well, thanks to our amazing friends at Coffin Curse Records you can now hear us and about 3000 other bands covering Green Day tunes of their own! Isn't that rad? 🔗 in disco

07/18/2026

Bro

A minor inconvenience. Atlanta, nothing can stop us. Not even the tacks Buc-ee's throws in the highway to punish people who don't stop at the beaver hut.

07/17/2026

Bensalem treated us so well. Tonight, we’re in Chesapeake, VA at The Riff House! 🤘🏻🦩🐷 TWO NIGHTS LEFT!

07/17/2026

07/16/2026

Bensalem, PA tonight! We got to stop in Red Bank, NJ to see The Secret Stash today - epic experience! Broken Goblet already matching last night’s energy with the hospitality! 🦩💜

07/16/2026

Insane energy and hospitality last night. We have three left!!!

We've claimed the head of Scottish Dave and if you want it back, you'll have to book us again 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😘

Tonight we reign in our hellish rock n roll madness at Broken Goblet in Bensalem, PA!

GET FLOCKED!!

📸: Maggie Blitz

07/15/2026

Thank you, Kingston! DCXPC Live, thank you for all that you do! We’ll see you in April?! 🫶🏼🦩

04/02/2026

Thank you, RATH for recreating this in .2 seconds. 💜

Reminder to stop using AI captions and graphics to announce your shows, yah loon!

Hire a real artist?!

Love yah! 😘