05/31/2026
After more than 2 decades, it’s time we finally had a talk. We’re breaking up and I’ve found someone new: the IONIQ 5. With all the tech, safety features, range and exhilaration I could ever need in this all-electric vehicle, it means I’m finally done with the financial and emotional rollercoaster you’ve had me on. I’m done with the gaslighting and best of all, I never have to see you again. My happily electric ever after is finally here.