Major Grace

03/10/2026

My best friend bought me tickets to Gorillaz: House of Kong a week ago. It was great.

02/10/2026

02/07/2026

Dungeon Crawler Carl is one of my favorite books.

-Dungeon Crawler Major. Yasss.
-GODDAMMIT Raider.
-Glurp. Glurp.

01/18/2026

Lost some weight. I need to work on my chest and back more. But i look good.

12/09/2025

If it sounds like I'm flirting with you then I'm probably just joking.

If i sound like Courage the Cowardly Dog then i'm totally flirting with you.

07/03/2025

If i see you being sad
I will always reach out.
Even if you think I'm creepy for doing so.
Even if we havent talked in years.
Even if you dont really like me.
Ive had too many friends who found a permanent solution to a temporay problem.
And I'd rather hear about your day than your funneral.

06/02/2025

I'm not his dogdad. This my n***a for real.

05/15/2025

No rizz. Just low quality selfies and sushi dates.

04/26/2025

Hahah. Smoke and Stack be like.

04/15/2025

Sad Boy sexy.
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