The story so far...
It was a dismally cold night in December of 2012 that found two old friends indulging in a deadly pastime. This pastime made all the more deadly by the near homicidal cocktail of absinthe, rum, tequila, chocolate milk, vodka, bourbon, scotch, drambuie, gummy worms, jager, schnapps, coca leaves, triple sec, chianti, jammie dodgers, and pie. All that's for sure is what is made evident in a grainy, out of focus set of pictures that is now simply referred to as "the Santa Clause mishap". Wherein an inebriated and unshaven Farris appears as a pompous hipster version of jolly old st. Nick, along side his favorite naughty little helper. It's assumed that Percy was behind the lens, though the only evidence of that is his absence from the set. He may have been passed out in the corner for all we know. To make a very long story as short as possible, we'll skip the part about the company failing twice. And the part about a series of technical difficulties obliterating multiple photo sets. And a popular domain host attempting to extort the CEO. And the part where Doyle disappeared in central Africa. None of that is very relevant. Absolutely! But irrelevant none the less. Currently, Percy is undergoing a massive re-imagining of Parade of Insanity. In his own words: "I've half assed a lot with this company. But the thought of it dying completely before I'd had a chance to stick my whole ass into it just didn't set right. I've lost my team and a good deal of equipment and photo sets, but, I mean, f**k it. This time through I'm going at it like it were actually a functioning business and not a complete f**k wad. Mostly, I think, because I can't let the bastards that told me it would never fly get away with that level of blasphemy." For your benefit, a not so drunk and belligerent translation of that statement: "We here at Parade of Insanity would like to formally issue an apology to all who have believed in us. We failed time and again, but this time will be different. We've reworked our business model and expect to be in full swing by the summer of 2015. Thank you for your continued loyalty and patients as we move forward in to a new age for our company. And as always we fully intend to offer the very best in cosplay entertainment to our readers and the most hospitable and professional shoots for our clientele." It should be noted that Percy's reaction to reading that was: "What the... eh, f**k it, close enough."
