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Eventful!🎅QODESH family churchHolyNight X Christmas - Part 1 & II
12/27/2025

Eventful!🎅

QODESH family church

HolyNight X Christmas - Part 1 & II

“Ready to face the day with confidence and style! 🎯 All you need is the right mindset and a sharp look to take on any ch...
10/14/2025

“Ready to face the day with confidence and style! 🎯
All you need is the right mindset and a sharp look to take on any challenge.

How do you prepare yourself mentally for important moments? 💼✨”

1-3 picture credit : Jason Nodalo
https://www.facebook.com/jayson.nodalo.malupit

Today's Wikipedia featured picture (17th, September, 2025) is that of the Battle of Antietam. Illustration credit: Thure...
09/17/2025

Today's Wikipedia featured picture (17th, September, 2025) is that of the Battle of Antietam.

Illustration credit: Thure de Thulstrup
restored by Adam Cuerden
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As we featured on August 29th across all our Social Media handles, ( )

Matthew Brady - one of the earliest and famous photographers in American history known for his works on the American Civil war(s) - exhibited photographs of the war titled The Dead at Antitetam.

The above 1887's lithograph by Thure de Thulstrup depicts the charge of the Iron Brigade near the Dunker Church.

The Battle of Antietam took place during the American Civil War on September 17, 1862, between Confederate General Robert E. Lee's Army of Northern Virginia and Union Major General George B. McClellan's Army of the Potomac near Sharpsburg, Maryland, and Antietam Creek.

Part of the Maryland campaign, it was the first field army–level engagement in the Eastern theater of the American Civil War to take place on Union soil. It remains the bloodiest day in American history, with a tally of 22,727 dead, wounded, or missing on both sides.

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Wikipedia

.....six 6️⃣different frequencies—one of them is hunger.....😫🥱After being politely banned from Tranquil Pines, Carl was ...
09/12/2025

.....six 6️⃣different frequencies—one of them is hunger.....😫🥱

After being politely banned from Tranquil Pines, Carl was hired to shoot the Annual Crystal Energy Fair. He arrived wearing a poncho made from bath mats and said, “I’m vibrating on six different frequencies—one of them is hunger.”

First mistake: He thought a “chakra bowl” was for cereal. Poured oat milk in it, added granola, and said, “I’m aligning AND snacking.”

Second mistake: Licked a vendor’s rose quartz and whispered, “Tastes like healing and strawberry.” Security began shadowing him.

Third mistake: Tried to charge his phone on an amethyst cluster. When it didn’t work, he yelled, “This crystal is a fraud!”

He ended the day tackling a hanging wind chime, convinced it was mocking him.

“I came. I saged. I misunderstood everything. 10/10 spiritual confusion.”

P.S - No talks about likes this time 😆😬😁




We have a coming your way!

.......and a shirt 👕 that said “Namaste? Nah, I’mma stay confused😕.” Carl, still recovering from his mop-wrestling fame,...
09/10/2025

.......and a shirt 👕 that said “Namaste? Nah, I’mma stay confused😕.”

Carl, still recovering from his mop-wrestling fame, was hired to photograph a “spiritually rejuvenating” yoga retreat at Tranquil Pines Wellness Lodge.
What no one told him: the lodge was built on top of a cursed salt mine and the Wi-Fi only worked during full moons.😁

Carl arrived wearing cargo shorts, a backwards baseball cap, and a shirt that said “Namaste? Nah, I’mma stay confused.”

He brought his DSLR, a yoga mat he borrowed from his neighbor’s cat, and a thermos of ghost-repelling kombucha.💀

The retreat began with “sun salutations,” which Carl misheard as “ghost summoning.” He stood in the middle of the group chanting “Come forth, spirits of flexibility!” while everyone else just tried to touch their toes. 🙇🏻

During downward dog, Carl mistook a creaky floorboard for a ghost moan and screamed, “THE DEMON IS BENEATH US!” He then attempted an exorcism using eucalyptus oil and interpretive dance. 😡😆

Later, during hot yoga, the room got so steamy Carl’s camera lens fogged up. He posted a photo captioned:
“Captured a misty apparition mid-warrior pose. ”

The instructor asked for silence and mindfulness. Carl responded by loudly unwrapping a granola bar and whispering, “I’m mindfully chewing.”😬

The climax came during the final meditation, when Carl’s burner account OrbWatcher72 auto-posted a comment:
> “I see the spirits stretching. One of them is doing a flawless pigeon pose.”

Carl looked up, saw a shadow, and tackled a coat rack. It was not haunted. It was holding someone’s $300 alpaca shawl. Carl now owes them a new one and possibly a public apology.

His final Instagram post from the retreat:
“Found inner peace, outer confusion, and a ghost named Linda who critiques my posture.

10/10 would haunt again.”

How many likes did you think Carl will get this time?



"Haunted? Maybe. 🏹Hilarious? Definitely. 😆 I came for the ghosts and left with tetanus."🦟🦠_______________Carl, fresh off...
09/09/2025

"Haunted? Maybe. 🏹
Hilarious? Definitely. 😆
I came for the ghosts and left with tetanus."🦟🦠
_______________
Carl, fresh off his birthday battle scars, was recruited by a local ghost-hunting crew called Specter Seekers Anonymous.
Their motto?
“We fear nothing… except low battery.” 😁

Carl, ever the optimist with a camera and caffeine dependency, agreed to document their midnight investigation of the allegedly haunted Whispering Pines Retirement Villa.

The team arrived armed with gadgets that beeped, blinked, and buzzed—none of which Carl understood. He brought his DSLR, a flask of chamomile tea (for ghost diplomacy), and a skeptical eyebrow.

The first hour was uneventful, unless you count Carl tripping over a motion sensor and declaring, “The spirits are testing my reflexes.” Every time a dust particle floated past his lens, Carl whispered,

“Definitely spectral energy,” and posted it to his story with the caption: “Orb orbs orbs. ”

At one point, the lead investigator claimed to hear a voice say “Get out.” Carl played back the audio and confirmed it was just his own stomach growling. “Still counts,” he said, munching on a granola bar like it was holy communion.

In the basement, Carl attempted a dramatic shot of the team holding hands in a séance circle. Just as he clicked the shutter, the lights flickered—because Carl had leaned on the fuse box. “I summoned the spirit of poor electrical planning,” he announced.

The climax came when Carl mistook a mop for a ghost and tackled it heroically. The footage went viral. The mop now has a fan page.

Carl’s final Instagram post from the night:

"Haunted? Maybe. Hilarious? Definitely. I came for the ghosts and left with tetanus."

It got 12 likes. Two from mop enthusiasts. Four from paranormal skeptics, six from Carl’s burner accounts, now renamed OrbWatcher69 through OrbWatcher74.

Why is it 74?
He added 5 to 69?
Why? 🤷🏻



"Haunted? Maybe.Hilarious? Definitely. I came for the ghosts and left with tetanus."_______________Carl, fresh off his b...
09/09/2025

"Haunted? Maybe.
Hilarious? Definitely.
I came for the ghosts and left with tetanus."
_______________
Carl, fresh off his birthday battle scars, was recruited by a local ghost-hunting crew called Specter Seekers Anonymous.
Their motto?
“We fear nothing… except low battery.” 😁

Carl, ever the optimist with a camera and caffeine dependency, agreed to document their midnight investigation of the allegedly haunted Whispering Pines Retirement Villa.

The team arrived armed with gadgets that beeped, blinked, and buzzed—none of which Carl understood. He brought his DSLR, a flask of chamomile tea (for ghost diplomacy), and a skeptical eyebrow.

The first hour was uneventful, unless you count Carl tripping over a motion sensor and declaring, “The spirits are testing my reflexes.” Every time a dust particle floated past his lens, Carl whispered,

“Definitely spectral energy,” and posted it to his story with the caption: “Orb orbs orbs. ”

At one point, the lead investigator claimed to hear a voice say “Get out.” Carl played back the audio and confirmed it was just his own stomach growling. “Still counts,” he said, munching on a granola bar like it was holy communion.

In the basement, Carl attempted a dramatic shot of the team holding hands in a séance circle. Just as he clicked the shutter, the lights flickered—because Carl had leaned on the fuse box. “I summoned the spirit of poor electrical planning,” he announced.

The climax came when Carl mistook a mop for a ghost and tackled it heroically. The footage went viral. The mop now has a fan page.

Carl’s final Instagram post from the night:

"Haunted? Maybe. Hilarious? Definitely. I came for the ghosts and left with tetanus."

It got 12 likes. Two from mop enthusiasts. Four from paranormal skeptics, six from Carl’s burner accounts, now renamed OrbWatcher69 through OrbWatcher74.

Why is it 74?
He added 5 to 69?
Why? 🤷🏻



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