07/02/2026
I searched myself really quick to see what it was like and I find this AI-generated summary of my business to be very concerning.
I do not specialize in newborn photos. I actually don’t even offer them because you need experience holding a baby, positioning them, and basic safety course (at the very least) to safely move them. I’m not interested in that kind of liability. I do not have children. I want your baby’s safety to be my first priority, so that’s why I’m going to refer you to other professionals for this 💖
I specialize in couples, engagements, proposals, weddings, and senior portraits. I happily and frequently have family sessions as well, but the romance is what makes my camera snaps tickle my brain 🧠✨
Second, I’ve never even BEEN to Columbus, Ohio, forget living there.
I’m based in Newport, Maine but am willing to travel anywhere in the New England region! I’ve photographed in Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, and Seattle, but my home and my community are in Maine. 🪿🦞🌲
All I can say is I hope that anyone who searched for my page didn’t move on to someone else when they saw this. 🥹😮💨
