05/03/2026
Alright… I need to publicly apologize before Facebook gets me arrested for spam crimes 😅
Apparently Facebook has decided I now run a very aggressive messaging campaign that I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR. If you’ve clicked on one of my posts and suddenly got a message from me… congratulations, you’ve been personally victimized by Facebook automation 💀
Before anyone thinks I’ve lost my mind and started mass messaging like some kind of MLM boss babe… I PROMISE I DID NOT TURN THIS ON. I’ve dug through every setting, every “automation” tab, every hidden corner of Facebook… and everything is OFF.
OFF.
LIKE MY SANITY AFTER THIS WEEK.
So yeah… if you get a random message from me, just ignore it. It’s not me… it’s Facebook being chaotic and choosing violence.
If I do want to message you, don’t worry… I’ll make it obvious 😂
Thanks for putting up with this nonsense while I try to fight the Facebook overlords 🙃