English Photography

08/11/2024

Most people write congrats because they don’t know how to spell congrjulations

08/01/2024

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

04/16/2024

The most annoying thing is seeing an exceptionally fit person at a gym. I’m like, “what are you doing here? You’re done.”

11/01/2023

I love toast.
What absolute Genius took a bite of bread and was like “cook it again”, unreal.

11/09/2022

Someone asked me if I was stranded on an island what book would I bring… “how to build a boat.”

08/07/2022

Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
You don’t know what your missing.

08/07/2022

07/30/2022

It’s fine to eat a test grape in the produce section but you take one bite of rotisserie chicken and it’s all “Sir you need to leave.”