08/26/2026
Don’t hire me if… 👀
👉🏼You don’t want a photographer who actually communicates with you (and more than a pdf).
👉🏼You’d rather figure out how to pose on your own.
👉🏼You don’t want someone who will guide you, hype you up, and make you laugh throughout your session.
👉🏼You have a problem with Diet Coke. Especially McDonald’s DC.😂
👉🏼 You don’t want my feed to reflect my personal life.
👉🏼You don’t want me to share about my travel or upcoming wedding…cause yep I’m a fiance too!
👉🏼You don’t care about an amazing client experience from the first inquiry to the final gallery.
👉🏼You don’t want someone who genuinely cares about the work they create for you.
👉🏼You have a problem with photographers who charges the rate they have set (it’s not a barter system)…
…okay, you caught me…also a photographer with an opinion😂
But seriously — you’re not just paying for pretty photos. You’re investing in an experience, someone who knows how to make you feel comfortable in front of the camera, and someone who is going to care about your photos as much as you do.
So if that sounds like your kind of photographer…
Hi. 👋🏼
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