Wicked Depiction Photography

09/08/2026

Our Theme for 2026 Spooky Season Minis is officially
MONSTER PROM.

Dust off your formalwear, tease your hair within an inch of its life, and prepare to make some questionable decisions under a disco ball.

Think high school prom… if the student body included demons, vampires, witches, creatures, and whatever the hell crawled out from under the bleachers.

These sessions are for couples, best friends, or anyone who never got the weird, dark, gloriously unhinged prom photos they deserved the first time around.

-Limited Monster Prom Mini Sessions
-Costumes, formalwear & monster shenanigans HIGHLY encouraged

Booking is officially OPEN.

Spots are limited because apparently I’m only allowed to summon so many demons in the studio before people start asking questions.

👇 WHO ARE YOU BRINGING TO MONSTER PROM? Tag your date in the comments.

Book your session HERE:
👉🏻 https://jamiebates2.sproutstudio.com/book/6aa02b1728e533.30457006

09/07/2026

2026 Spooky Season Minis are coming…

Stairway to Heaven is playing.
The punch is questionable.
The smell of Aqua Net is hanging in the air.
There’s a disco ball, somebody’s crying in the bathroom, and at least one person is making a terrible decision behind the bleachers.
Can you guess this year’s theme? 👀
More info + booking coming soon.

09/07/2026

My favorite time of year has officially crawled out of the grave, and there’s a brand new blog post up to celebrate.

Go give it a read—and stay tuned, because there’s plenty more fall debauchery, creepy nonsense, and seasonal shenanigans coming.

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09/01/2026

New blog post is up. Come see what fresh nonsense I’m getting myself into.

Lately, I’ve been spending a ridiculous amount of time at A Touch of Magick making spell kits, oils, powders, jars, and all sorts of other tiny containers of questionable intentions.

08/20/2026

You’ve been thinking about doing this for a while, haven’t you?
Imagined what your own session could look like. Maybe you’ve even visited my website, started typing the message… and then talked yourself out of it.
Maybe when I have more money.
Maybe when I feel more confident.
Maybe when life settles down.
Maybe next year.
Here’s the problem with someday:
It has a nasty habit of becoming never.
You don’t need to become more confident before you step in front of my camera. You don’t need to change your body, become less awkward, know how to pose, or win the lottery.
You just have to decide it’s time.
There’s vulnerability in letting yourself be seen exactly as you are. But there can also be something incredibly freeing about it.
A little self-acceptance.
A little peace with the person you are right now.
And a chance to finally create that extraordinary portrait you’ve been imagining instead of waiting for some future version of yourself to deserve it.
So if you’ve been watching Wicked Depiction from the sidelines thinking “one day…”
🖤 This is me telling you: it’s time.
Book a FREE virtual consultation with me. There’s no pressure and no commitment. We’ll talk about what you’ve been dreaming about, what’s been stopping you, and what we can do to make it happen for real.
You’ve thought about it long enough.
Come make the damn art. Click the link to book the virtual consultation.
👉https://jamiebates2.sproutstudio.com/invitation/consultation

08/19/2026

People connect with people.
Not logos. Not algorithms. Not perfectly curated feeds that look like everyone else’s.
You.
Your face. Your personality. Your quirks. The things that make someone look at your business and think, Yep. That’s my person.
That authentic connection matters in portraiture—but if you own a business, it matters even more.
Your branding images and headshots don't always need to prove that you own a blazer and know how to stand in front of a beige wall.
They should tell people something about you.
They should feel warm, bold, creative, rebellious, peaceful, dark, playful—or whatever the hell makes your business yours.
Because the right clients aren't just buying what you sell.
They're buying into YOU.
That's what I create in my branding sessions at Wicked Depiction: images and headshots that actually have a pulse. Images designed around your personality, your business and the people you want to connect with.
So tell me:
🖤 If someone could know ONE thing about you or your business before ever meeting you, what would you want it to be?

08/17/2026

Maybe you’re not becoming someone new.
Maybe you’re just finally becoming more yourself.
There comes a point when you get tired of editing who you are for other people. Tired of being a little quieter, a little easier, a little less weird, less emotional, less intense, less you.
And eventually you start thinking…
What if I just stopped apologizing for it?
That’s the energy I want to photograph.
At Wicked Depiction, I’m not interested in turning you into someone else. I want to find the version of you that’s already there—the one with a little darkness, a little sass, a few battle scars and absolutely no desire to be everybody’s cup of tea.
Because self-acceptance isn’t always soft and inspirational.
Sometimes it’s vulnerable.
Sometimes it’s messy.
Sometimes it’s finally making peace with the parts of yourself you spent years believing were too much.
And sometimes it looks fu***ng fabulous in dramatic lighting.
So I want to know:
🖤 What part of yourself are you finally learning to stop apologizing for?
I’ll go first in the comments.
Petty answers are absolutely welcome.
And if you’re ready to turn that energy into something dark, beautiful and unapologetically yours…
Come see me at Wicked Depiction. Let’s make some art.

08/14/2026

New blog post 🖤

Some people remind you who you are, make you laugh at the bu****it, and somehow make life suck a little less.

Go read The Human Reset Button and dont forget to subscribe. Let’s make it weird.

It’s amazing to me how some people can just make things better.

08/13/2026

We love seeing our friends use our Forgotten Gods Oracle deck! Thanks for the insight Emily’s Energies!

08/07/2026

New blog post is up. I dont know whats happening but im suspicious…go check it out and subscribe before someone pushes the history eraser button.

Guys, I need to tell you something.