08/05/2025
My earliest memory of Alaska begins not with mountains or moose, but with me waking up in a pile of broken glass and comic books... on the roof of what used to be our Chevy Blazer.
It was late September 1978, and my parents, full of hope, ambition, and the kind of nerves only possessed by young couples chasing the last frontier, had left our cozy little house in Clarksville, Tennessee, and were making the long pilgrimage up the Al-Can Highway. Destination: Alaska. After several years of us moving from base to base in the lower 48, the Army gave my father the choice of going to Germany or Alaska. Dad had always wanted to come to Alaska, and now he was to report to Ft Richardson in a few days' time. It was also just a few days before I was to turn five, and they figured “What better way to celebrate than by strapping our preschooler into a 4x4 and rolling him into a new life?”
Somewhere deep in the middle-of-nowhere, Canada — which is, let’s be honest, most of Canada — my Kentucky-born mother, who had never driven on snow or ice in her life, hit a patch of black ice. The Blazer fishtailed, spun like a disco ball, and gracefully launched itself into a ditch, and came to a stop on its roof.
I didn’t see it.
I was napping. In the back seat. Snoozed straight through the entire rollover. They checked on me first — probably expecting screams or tears — and found me completely limp, drooling on a Spider-Man comic book like it was just another Tuesday. Somehow, the crash had lovingly cradled me in a cocoon of comic pages and shattered safety glass, and I was still out cold.
That’s when my dad, cool-headed and probably wondering what the hell they’d just gotten into, was trying to console my mother, who was sobbing on the side of the icy highway, surrounded by trees, mountains, and a husband who still wanted to move north. She was second-guessing everything — the move, the drive, her marriage, and leaving their families and everything they had known behind. Eventually, I woke up — not from the crash, mind you, but from the cold air filtering in through the blown-out windows, and Tuffy, my mom's miniature schnauzer, licking my face. I blinked a few times, looked around at the snow, the woods, the upside-down truck, and probably thought, “Huh. Canada’s wild.”
Then — like something out of a folksy country ballad — a pickup truck with a camper rolled into view. Inside were two absolute legends: a couple who, as fate would have it, were paramedics. Not part-time first-aid volunteers, not “I once took a CPR class” types — actual trained, professional paramedics. In the middle of the Yukon. In a pickup. With a camper.
They pulled over, checked us out, and gave the full once-over. Miraculously, we were all okay — bruised, cold, rattled—but nothing broken, other than our ride and maybe my mom’s faith in Canadian roads.
Seeing that I was still bundled up and blinking at them like a dazed raccoon, they handed me a little stuffed frog, which I immediately grabbed and held like it was Excalibur. Then they loaded us into the warm camper and said they’d drive us to the next town to get help.
And somewhere along the way — when they heard it was nearly my birthday — they stopped, picked up a cupcake, stuck a candle in it, and sang me Happy Birthday, right there in the cab of that truck. It was the first time I ever remember feeling truly welcomed to Alaska, even though we technically weren’t even there yet.
No balloons. No party hats. Just a cupcake, a frog, and two kind strangers who turned what could have been a traumatizing memory into a story I still carry like a talisman. Although I was only a little kid and had just been involved in an accident, my recollection of the events may have been due to post-concussion delusions.