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Maybe being by yourself shouldn’t be called being alone… it should be looked at as being whole, becoming one. It may be ...
09/22/2024

Maybe being by yourself shouldn’t be called being alone… it should be looked at as being whole, becoming one. It may be easy to feel lonely in this giant world, but that’s all the more reason to find what you connect with. Anyway, I’m talking to trees now if you see me on a hike…

Ricky’s Last Dicky pt. 1 👯‍♀️👰🏽‍♀️🍾🪅•
08/06/2024

Ricky’s Last Dicky pt. 1 👯‍♀️👰🏽‍♀️🍾🪅

Floop🐾🏳️‍🌈🐶•                   🌈
06/26/2024

Floop🐾🏳️‍🌈🐶

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I forgot to post for Coraline Blue’s Gotcha Day, so we went for a hike this morning🦮⛰️🌳For the past 3 years, this lil me...
06/12/2024

I forgot to post for Coraline Blue’s Gotcha Day, so we went for a hike this morning🦮⛰️🌳
For the past 3 years, this lil mess has been my grounding force, my pain in the butt, my reason for laughter… She forces me to get out and enjoy my life, and I love her more than you so byeeeee you can’t sit with us, xoxo.

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Mt. Washington, NH 🥾🌳⛰️•
07/17/2023

Mt. Washington, NH 🥾🌳⛰️

Went to the woods with my friends to heal, broke my toe🌳🦶🍃📸cred:
06/29/2023

Went to the woods with my friends to heal, broke my toe🌳🦶🍃
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Gorgeous, gorgeous girls🍋💍🍸
04/24/2023

Gorgeous, gorgeous girls🍋💍🍸

Nearing the end of a June school day in 2005—you’re outside with a free gym period because you already got an “A” and yo...
02/22/2023

Nearing the end of a June school day in 2005—you’re outside with a free gym period because you already got an “A” and your best friend literally used an iron on the floor to get your hair crispy pin straight at 4:45 a.m. You’re chilling with your edgy classmates who definitely failed gym and should be participating, yet ya’ll sit drawing pen15s in the mouths of teachers who creeped you out, wearing one of your best friends’ shoes (‘cause it’s cool to be weird). Your socks help with the pain of your Adidas slides (they were kinda pointy, iykyk), however the borrowed Old Navy thong is quite uncomfortable, balancing the pain, but not your strange newly acquired limp. You clutch your Aeropostale purse that you got on clearance with babysitting money, fervently protecting two packs of Orbitz, a tube of Burts and Bees and three past years’ school I.D.s. Life is NOT good. You are an emo kid. You hate anything that brings anyone ~NOT~ you joy. You are a self-proclaimed “non-conformist,” that wears a shell necklace because it’s “unique.” You’re sunburnt, your hair is burnt…You are small, and scared, and so, so lovely. Your best friend snaps a pic on a disposable camera, and you hope it turns out alright. You hope you don’t look fat, or overly posed, or like a poser, or lonely. You were fine, and you are, and you always will be. 💕🖤
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Firmly grasp it… FIRMLY GRASP IT!!! 🧽🍍🫧I’m 31. My friends are the best. I’m the fool who went and ripped my pants. Spong...
01/24/2023

Firmly grasp it… FIRMLY GRASP IT!!! 🧽🍍🫧I’m 31. My friends are the best. I’m the fool who went and ripped my pants. SpongeBob party was a success.

I took ~Z3r0~ phone pics at ’s wedding, so you KNOW it was thebomb.com🥳💍🎉
11/08/2022

I took ~Z3r0~ phone pics at ’s wedding, so you KNOW it was thebomb.com🥳💍🎉

Gatorade?! Water?! ANYTHING?!!?🍇
08/01/2022

Gatorade?! Water?! ANYTHING?!!?🍇

SAM, THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH TWO GIRLS AND… 📝
07/30/2022

SAM, THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH TWO GIRLS AND… 📝

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