06/03/2026
There are plenty of benefits to gold mining near Hot Creek and Mammoth lakes:
1. Mental Health: you can’t deny the work views will be incredible. Once you add a massive pit in front of the mountain, it’s gonna look even better.
2. Water independence: Contaminating the supply so badly that LA finally stops stealing it or there won’t be any left for them anyway.
3. Nutrient rich fishing: Catching trout packed with heavy metals to add minerals to your diet.
4. Worklife balance: Epic fishing of heavy metal packed nutrient trout on your 30 minute lunch break.
5. Amazon same day deliveries: whether it’s fishing rods or snowboards, you’ll no longer have to wait a week for deliveries.
6. Apple iPhone production: Mining more gold means we can make chips faster and get new next gen iPhones twice a year.
7. Infrastructure development: more people has to mean AT&T and Verizon bring more towers to mountain towns for cell reception.
8. Food options: we’ll get back Starbucks, McDonald’s, and everyone else.
9. Wildlife relocation: Giving deer fences and dirt mounds to keep them active.
10. The next frontier: Supplying materials to mega corporations so billionaires hit targets to colonize Mars and mine there next.